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He Fucked With His Boots On

Sunday, February 2nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

One of those “mannered gentlemen” collections of etiquette I’ve encountered in my life has left me with the unverified impression that “the ladies” consider it a horrible breach of politesse for a man to come to bed with his socks on. So how much of a rank cad must this fellow be, to wear his actual boots while fucking?

horrible man fucks with his boots on

Via Kinky Delight. Artwork is by Tom Sargent.

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City Girl Seduction Of A Yokel Fuck Buddy

Monday, August 19th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Tijuana Bible title page Boots in Too Good

The so-called “Tijuana Bibles” that had their pornographic heyday in the 1930s mostly featured parody versions of comic strip characters from comic strips that are long forgotten today. Fortunately, the action in these dirty little books is timeless, featuring delightfully rude filth that we have no trouble recognizing. The character “Boots” in this one was a bit of a flapper in Boots and Her Buddies, the presumably staid and boring 1924 newspaper strip by Edgar Martin. When we meet Boots’s pornographic alter ego, she’s picking up a small town yokel and offering to show him a good time:

street corner pickup -- city girl seduction

He’s totally game: “Hot darn it, let’s go!” I guess street corners outside the local train station were the fuck pal hookup hot spots of their day. Where else was a bored and horny flapper chick looking for a good time supposed to go?

city girl seduction going well -- her hand is down his pants

Whatever he thought or hoped was going to happen once he got back to his new flapper friend’s place, her direct dialog and especially her hand down the front of his pants quickly dispels all ambiguity. But yokel or not, he’s still a little bit worried that the lady might have an “old gent” who could walk in and disapprove of their sport:

flapper Boots assures her yokel that she doesn't have an old gent

Our man doesn’t need to be told twice. But even while laying some creditable pipe, he’s not so much the yokel that he doesn’t wonder: why him, exactly?

city girls seduction -- lots of flattery

Some things don’t change across most of 100 years, and the ability of the average male ego to swallow implausibly large lumps of flattery is one of those immutables. She calls him “Daddy” and “a great big handsome brute” and sure, of course, it all makes sense!

city girl seduction -- drawing out the date

The thing about these 8-pagers is that they were pornographic comics. And the “country bumpkin” yokel used to be a highly comic figure among city folk. Much of the comedy in this short book is wondering when the yokel will finally realize that his friendly city-girl fuckbuddy has a mercenary motive, which every worldly person would have understood from the stereotypical offer of a “real good time” in the first panel. His impenetrable lack of comprehension does not even give way when she matter-of-factly calls him a john. Perhaps that’s not a word they use in Oshkosh?

sex worker says she doesn't often find a john with a prick so big

Finally she gets around to the the straightforward ask. Sometimes with the slow ones you have to be direct. “How about fifty dollars?”

sex worker asks for payment

And the joke slides home! “Gosh, no! Don’t give me money!” Nobody could be this stupid… or could they?

angry sex worker breaks a chair over head of yokel john who does not pay

I’m not sure whether the entire joke is about the stupid yokel who never understood that he was with a sex worker, or whether there’s a less pleasant undertone. Is there a layer where we are supposed to wonder if the “yokel” was playing dumb the whole time, to take advantage of Boots and her “payment after services” business model?

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Getting Naked With Ms. Jones

Sunday, November 15th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

One of the modes of advancement in the Sex Gangsters game that I have written about before here on ErosBlog is that as you (the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “The Gangster”) accumulate a posse of beautiful and dangerous sidekicks, you can expend in-game resources to modify their default attires, always in the direction of “less of it”. Here’s the progression of nudity for the character I call “India Jones”:

india jones, increasingly naked sex gangster associate with a whip

(And here’s a larger version.)

You gotta love a woman who never takes off her hat and boots!

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Stand And Deliver

Friday, March 23rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

“Your money or your prettiest son!” That’s what she’s about to demand, with a sliver of steel at your throat:

burlesque dancer in highwayman costume with mask and cape and sword and boots (and no pants)

They don’t make highwaymen like they used to…

Via Wicked Knickers.

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She Loves Steel Toed Boots

Sunday, March 18th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

I wouldn’t have thought of this, but it makes sense. The Marine’s Wife writes:

I’m a good head shorter than Jake. This creates a problem when I’m bent over the bathroom counter so he can take me from behind.

So he’s fully dressed for work, right down to his steel-toed boots and I want him. What can I say? The man looks damn good in cammies. We go to the bathroom and I come to the realization that the few inches I need for him to be in all the right spots are in his boots. So I stand on the steel toe of his boots and bend over for him and enjoy my quickie.

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I said: “NONE SHALL PASS…”

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

naked girl distracting a patrolling guard

“All right boys, here’s how we’re going to take this fucking kremlin. Natasha, take off everything but your boots. Yes, everything. Yeah, I know it’s fucking cold. Just shut up and do it. Now here’s what we do. Natasha, you’re going to go up to that guard and distract the fuck out of him, give him some sob story about bandits. Doesn’t really matter, he’ll be so busy looking at your tits we’ll be able to cover the open ground behind him and get to the wall…”

Picture via Snow Bunnies.

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Boot Camp Was Never Like This

Thursday, July 16th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

I never joined any military branch, in large part because jogging at six in the morning doesn’t fit into my vision of the beautiful life. However, this gallery from Action Girls has forced me to reconsider:

boot camp pt in the nude

nude girls doing situps and calisthenics

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