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She Really Gets Into Roleplays

Monday, June 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Overheard couples humor. This one dude says to another:

I asked my wife to act like a naughty schoolgirl for me. So she forged a note from her mother saying she didn’t have to participate.

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Moment Of Joy #3

Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Today’s moment of joy:

I’m not a big fan of those shit-stirring vids on TikTok where some wife or girlfriend asks her man an impossible question where all the answers are dangerous. A recent one is “would you be able to pick out my hoo-ha from a lineup of 100 hoo-ha photos?”

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was the absolute king who looked his red-headed wife dead in the eye and with a wide smile he replied “Oh, yeah, no problem. It’ll be the big red hairy one.”

What all these memes have in common is a woman looking for a fight (a playful one, hopefully) by putting her man in an impossible defensive situation and then tormenting him once he’s stuck there. He usually can’t deny her the fight, but he can always seize the tactical initiative, go on offense, and avoid getting bogged down in the lowlands. Extra points if he can keep the twinkle in his eye while he does it.

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Load Up! Couples Humor In The TikTok Age

Saturday, December 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

There’s a joke making the rounds on social media just now. I won’t call it misogynistic, although you might. It references the “women in the kitchen” patriarchal gender role stereotype for sure, but it’s self-referentially ironic: the teller knows he’s acting like a caveman, and usually he’s inviting or accepting performative backlash from the woman at the butt of the joke as part of the humor. Short interactive video humor in the TikTok age is fucking complicated! So many layers of staging and complicity and performance and irony and pretended outrage, all of it layered into a few seconds and encoded in subtle variations of facial reaction and vocal tone. It’s terrible when it goes wrong, but a joyous art form when all goes well. And like most art, there’s gonna be people who admire the best examples of it, and other people who think it’s uniformly terrible and/or a morally-suspect enterprise. Like I said: complicated!

nude blonde standing at a clean empty sink -- from a 2010 photoset out of Ukraine

Anyway, this joke usually develops on video as the camera approaches a woman in her kitchen, with soapy hands, at the sink. Male voiceover asks “What do they call it when a man comes inside his wife without a condom?” After a suitable comedic pause, which may or may not be extended by the woman giving a straight line like “I don’t know, what?” the man will say “Loading the dishwasher!” And then, usually, a moment of camera chaos as she performatively throws something at him while he ducks and dodges.

See also: “There’s a sale on dishwashers at Home Depot.”

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