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Dick pics got you down? Here you go:

#ProTip: If you receive an unsolicited dick pic, send back this GIF in return. 😈👍 pic.twitter.com/SQdq4PmQbY

— Izzy Galvez (@iglvzx) October 30, 2015

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An Exception To The Rule

You know the rule, gentlemen. The one that says: “Nobody wants to see a picture of your dick on the internet, so keep it to yourself.”

I hesitate to bring this up, because far too many guys already think their junk is a special exception to the rule. Clue: it’s not.

And yet … just this one time … I think I may have found an exception. I’m not really qualified to say, but even I was thinking… well, just never you mind exactly what I was thinking.

Anyway. Some of you probably want to see this.

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