Naked Housework

This is from an old Janus spanking magazine, which explains the kinky prose that I found accompanying it:

“I imagine that Debby Harry, Farrah Fawcet-Majors, or some such character is sent to live with her cruel aunt and uncle in some secluded country house to be taught the meaning of discipline and obedience. Her life there is a strict regime. Most of the week is relatively free of punishment, although she has to do most of the housework. Sunday is reserved for punishment…”

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Cracked On Men And Women

Isn’t Cracked supposed to be a humor site? Because I don’t see much funny in this article, but I do recognize several wads of at least partial truth. I guess the funny is supposed to be in the comic exaggeration of the true-ish bits:

5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women

For instance, this. Although I’d have said “many men, much of the time”:

Did you ever watch old cartoons where a character is starving on a desert island, and when another character approaches, he’s so hungry that he imagines the other character as a talking piece of food?

It’s like that for most men, most of the time. We’re starving, and all women are various types of food. Only instead of food, it’s sex. And we’re trying to conduct our everyday business around the fact that we’re trying to renew our driver’s license with a talking pair of boobs. So, from about age 13 on, around 90 percent of our energy and discipline is devoted to overcoming this, to behave like civilized human beings and not like stray dogs in a meat market. One where instead of eating the meat, they want to hump it.