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Distracting The Guardsmen

Monday, April 9th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Anybody who has ever played any Dungeons and Dragons (or, probably, any other relatively freeform role-playing game) has probably spoken or heard uttered that immortal phrase “I’ll distract the guardsmen and then…” But how, exactly, is the distraction of the guards to be accomplished?

Methods vary. But here’s one surefire way, especially when discipline is lax:

distracting some friendly but not very alert guards with oral sex

Art is by Calm, whose work is Patreon-supported.

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Tormenting The Guards

Wednesday, February 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

The guards are supposed to be imperturbable, but I think this one is, at the least, a mite distracted:

distract the guards

No good source on this, but I strongly suspect it comes from a 1960s British men’s magazine.

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