A Hair-Pulling Ancient Egyptian Boink

The last time I attempted to update my 2005 post about the pony girls of ancient Egypt sourced to the fragmentary Turin erotic papyrus was in 2014, at which point the best complete-ish scan/image/reconstruction/drawing of the entire papyrus I could find was only about 200 pixels high, though I did at that time find a larger rough sketch of the ponygirl portion. Kate Lister (@WhoresofYore) always has impeccable sources, so it’s no surprise she’s got better sources on the Turin papyrus than I had found in 2005 or 2014. Thus it was with delight but no surprise at all that I saw her post a high-resolution image of one portion of the papyrus not long ago on Twitter. Here it is, a good old-fashioned bent-over rear-entry hair-pulling ass-slapping boink, dating to approximately 1150 B.C.:

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Sexing Up An Egyptian Tax-Collection Beating

Some years back in these pages in a post he titled The Ecstasy of Saint Beauty, Dr. Faustus presented a series of examples of Christian religious art in which the eroticism of pain is so shallowly sublimated it might even be said to be celebrated. I’ve got another example for you, I think.

First, have a look at this drawing by Faucher-Godin of “a picture on the tomb of Khiti at Beni-Hasan” in Egypt, which is said by many sources to depict an aggressive tax collection practice:

If there’s a hint of eroticism in this bit of Egyptian figural drawing, I lack the art-historical training to detect it. The figures strike me as both minimalist and distorted, although they are surely graceful.

What happens when an unknown and uncredited engraver in 1844 decided that this Egyptian artwork would make a fine template for a Christian work of religious history, depicting the beating of Hebrew people in bondage to the Egyptians? In The Pictorial History of Palestine and the Holy Land Including a Complete History of the Jews we see the result. This artist surely did not stint at sexing things up:

Detecting the eroticism in this version I leave as an exercise for the student. (Surely even the most blind will not fail to appreciate the addition of a wad of fabric underneath the victim, so that those newly-muscular buttocks are upthrust for the convenience of the man with the big cudgel.)

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Dirty Dancing, 1300 BC

It’s refreshing to know that dirty dancing really hasn’t changed in 3300 years. I’m pretty sure I saw this girl in a club a few months ago. Same hair, same earrings, same decorated scarf around her waist, same back bend…yup, it hadda be her:

Found here.

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