Bachelor Bliss

Saw this circulating without attribution on social media:

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END.

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Would You Rather Be Right? Or Happy?

Sometimes, being right scores you one “I’m right and you’re wrong” point…and you still come out the big loser.

This sounds like one of those times.