Vice In The 1620s

Backgammon, opium, and wenches with their nipples out! If that doesn’t sound like a 17th-century party to you, I don’t know what would:

Artwork is a detail from Dice Players by Dutch painter Jan van Bijlert.

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Pussy In Oils

It’s not often that you see actual pussy, complete with a visible vertical slit, in a piece of “fine art” from the early 17th century, but Lazarus van der Borcht managed it (incestuously!) in a painting entitled Lot And His Daughters:

There’s a wisp of veil intervening, but it is so literally transparent as to be utterly metaphorical. I know some of you lazy gits won’t have clicked and zoomed to see the ridiculously high-resolution scan, so here’s the relevant detail:

All in all it’s just about as creepy as the Bible story it illustrates.

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And So The Story Ends

That’s the title of this artwork: And So The Story Ends. It dates from 1927, is by Charles Wheeler, and hangs in the Art Gallery of South Australia. At some point they must have done a nice restoration or cleaning, because all of the other internet photos of this canvas lack the vibrant colors that the gallery photo displays:

I don’t mind admitting I’m more interested in the “end” than I am in the story, but just for my friend Dr. Faustus, here’s a full zoom on the magazine she’s reading. I was hoping to find out what kind of pulp magazine that is, but no joy:

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Two Sisters

Artist is Jean-Baptiste Greuze.

Another BDSM Porn Art Photo

Here’s another one of those delightful occasions when one of the “filler” photos from a porn photoshoot unexpectedly turns out looking like a fine art photograph. Check out the contrasting emotions on our model’s face as from the “safety” of a small barred cage she watches cruel things done to another model during a Real Time Bondage interactive BDSM live show (the March 8 show):

There’s a measure of sadistic appreciation and enjoyment on her face, I think; and yet perhaps a dose of apprehension too. Will it be her turn, next, to be taken out of the cage and tormented?

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One A Day Is All You Need

This is what we all like to see: skill, enthusiasm, professionalism, and gusto, as applied to the fine art of sucking a dick.

A little more of this in the world and there’d be a lot less nonsense.

Reading My Dreams

Jason Chan might have been hacking my brain two years ago, but more than a century before that Jean-Jacques Henner (1829-1905) was peering into my dreams:

La liseuse, (“The Reader,” 1880) original in the Musée d’Orsay in Paris, along with many of Henner’s other works.

High resolution version: ( 1440×900 )

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