He Would Like A Fondle
Saturday, February 2nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes the customer asks for something unexpected:
Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “I’d like a fondle.”
Me: “Excuse me!?”
Customer: “Yeah, I’ve got some friends waiting, so hurry up.”
The customer never did figure out he was actually after a fondue…
