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Friday, January 6th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
I think the average nude blonde probably overestimates the importance of having clean feet, but it’s OK, we’ll wait. We don’t mind at all, actually:
Photo is by Mona Kuhn.
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Monday, December 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
You gotta love limber talent with tasty toes. Meet Scarlett:
Scarlett is from the VIP Members network.
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Thursday, November 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Let’s be honest. Thanksgiving dinner isn’t going well for our man Jimmy. His fiancé took him home to meet the family, and then promptly started ignoring him for reasons yet to be determined. Her sister is just as sexy but twice as bitchy; she hasn’t directly addressed him since he arrived, but her snarky comments leave little doubt she knows he’s not good enough to join the family. It’s been a strained, boring, and unpleasant meal so far.
Eventually he just can’t take it any longer. Out of sheer boredom, he “contrives to drop his napkin” as they say in Victorian erotica. And then he vanishes below the tablecloth to see what fun might be found there. After briefly considering giving his fiancé an unexpected thrill, he decides against it. In her current mood, she might fail to play along, and go with “humiliate Jimmy” instead. Not his game; not in front of the parents anyway. But hey, the bitchy sister has some amazingly sexy toes, and the shoes to show them off!
And so he decides to excuse himself from the table, make a beeline to the sister’s bedroom, and see if the rest of her shoe collection is as sexy as the ones she’s wearing. He might even leave her a little present in some of them!
Jackpot! What a collection! Jimmy is in love.
At this point, all impulse control is gone. He grabs a big pile of shoes and commences to wallow in them. What could possibly go wrong?
Yeah, he didn’t give the bitchy sister enough credit. She knows a sneaky shoe-debaucher when she meets one! And so she waits just long enough to catch him in the act. Jimmy is so busted!
Luckily for Jimmy, she’s bored too, and just as horny as he is. She’s a little rough on him, but in the end, the boring dinner is rescued for both of them.
Photos are from Thanksgiving Femdom Foot Affair in the Kink Prime network.
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Sunday, May 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
After all these years, I still find myself with a fondness for porn link lists. You wouldn’t think a weary and jaded porn-monger like myself would ever expect to find anything new, but that’s so far from the truth… well, it’s not even wrong, as some of the tech guys like to say. If I’m ever looking for porn novelty, there’s no better way than to start by skimming through a big collection of links.
Sometimes I find the novelty I seek before I even look beyond the category headers. On a big site like Paid Porn Sites with more than sixty categories of porn links, odds are good that there’s an entire genre of porn out there I didn’t even know about. Horny people are excellent at slicing their fetishes into ever-more-precise sub-fetish categories, and then combining those into new fetishes. I can’t possibly keep up with them all. I never have been able to.
Did you know “Onlyfans Leaks Porn” was an entire porn category? Today I learned. But most often, to be honest, I lean into categories where I already have some familiarity and know some of what’s good. The hentai porn links are always good for this. I already knew there was League of Legends parody hentai, but not that you could find entire sites devoted to it. Today I learned.
But then I clicked on a hentai-Disney site and fell down one of my old familiar ratholes. Cinderella porn! Luckily Disney doesn’t actually own a folk tale that dates back to the Greeks, so there’s lots of source material out there to inspire dirty-minded hentai artists.
Cinderella is an interesting fairy-tale princess, from the perspective of porn. Her life of labor and oppression in the scullery with the lowest-status servants leaves her less innocent than the usual run of well-coifed heroines. The whole shoe-fitting adventure with the prince might as well be a sexual exploration for both of them. It’s a very short step from “trying on the shoe to see if it fits” to “trying out Prince Charming’s dick to see if it fits.” And yet the gender-polarity of the test is reversed: instead of her suitability being on trial, it’s his.
And then there’s the entire foot-fetish deal. That’s its whole own thing. The display of the foot, the careful fondling while the glass slipper is tested, the quick peek up her skirts… I’m not going to tell foot guys how to do their thing, but you have to admit, this whole story seems written just for them. And the fan artists have not failed to notice this erotic potential!
Art credits, top to bottom: Cinderella with her soles on display is by tickling artist CK. Forced to clean the fireplace in the nude is by Seductive Bunneh. Getting fucked by Prince C. beside the road while her carriage awaits is by Julius Zimmerman. Getting her pussy licked even though the shoe didn’t fit is by Kitiroku. Dreaming in her bed with the glass slipper is by Tangent. And discovering that the whole shoe-fitting rigmarole is just a ruse so the prince can fondle her feet is by the cartoonist Joe Gravel.
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Monday, September 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
There’s not a ton of toe licking content in the ErosBlog archives. But even if it’s not a fetish of yours or mine, you must admit it would be hard to say no to this cute AV idol, if that’s what she wanted to do:
I believe this .gif is from somewhere in the huge Japanese AV scene, but I don’t have a title for you.
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Sunday, September 5th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Mainers, I think it’s safe to say you have a toe sucker among you. And they are not the least bit shy about having a foot fetish!
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Tuesday, November 20th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
This 1970s Japanese illustration should somehow get extra points for combining femdom, feederism, and foot fetishes while casually working in bondage and smoking:
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Sunday, April 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a bit of 1950s art photography that’s chock full of fetish fuel, completely harmless, and utterly banned from Twitter. I could lose my Twitter account for posting it there, just as if it were revenge porn or concealed locker room video:
This upskirt photo dates from 1954 and is by photographer Vivian Maier. It appears to show a fancy display of clothing for women, with skirt and petticoat and hosiery and shoes on a display mannequin set on a glass base over a mirrored floor for the express purpose of showing off the hose and petticoats to better effect.
Twitter’s policy on “upskirts” photos, to be strictly fair, is that they ban them — and accounts posting them — because they might be examples of non-consensual nudity, with a human victim. In this “life-in-plastic, it’s fantastic” no-humans-involved scenario, Twitter’s policy against upskirt photography shouldn’t come into play. It ought to be fine, posting this photo to Twitter.
{hollow laughter}
How much do you want to bet that actual upskirt bans happen because of a cheap filter that detects the word “upskirt” (and variants) and (I’m less than certain about this part) feeds it to a hasty human review layer by somebody who might or might not look with an eye discerning enough to tell that the legs in question are plastic?
I don’t propose to try the experiment. Chilling effect, thy name is Twitter. The problem isn’t the perfectly-reasonable policy; it’s Twitter’s demonstrated failure to implement its policies in any sort of fair or reasonable way.
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Friday, March 2nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
The only thing wrong with this game of footsie (as I understand the “rules”, anyway) is that it’s supposed to be played underneath a long tablecloth so that nobody can see what is going on:
From the cover of Maniak #7.
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Tuesday, October 24th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
From a photograph by John Kayser that was part of a show at Farago gallery in 2016, via AnOther.
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Monday, December 14th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
This artwork comes from the back cover of the 8th issue of an odd 1980s Portugese pulp publication called Zordon.
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Thursday, January 15th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
You don’t need to be a foot fetishist or a submissive to kiss one of your wife’s feet. Especially when it’s just the first item on your kissing agenda:
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Monday, March 24th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Nice to see the camera focused on her important features, at least as a foot fetish person would classify them:
And I’m not precisely sure exactly what kind of alternative-sexuality footjob we got going on here with the dildo gag. But you have to admit it’s kinda cute:
Pictures are from the March 14, 2014 update at Foot Worship.
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Thursday, January 9th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
This charming foot-worship .gif is from the 1928 Lon Cheney silent film Laugh, Clown, Laugh, from a scene in which Nils Asther is attempting to convey his passion for Loretta Young.
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Tuesday, August 13th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
A whole lot of years ago when Aphrodite was co-blogging here with me, she was quite taken with Sssh.com, which bills itself as erotica by women for women. I’ll confess I’m not always quite sure that that means, but I do like some of the results. This playful young wife decided to distract her husband from the computer with her feet, and it sure worked:
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Friday, July 26th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Via Kinky.com comes word that Orlando Bloom has a fetish for feet. Or, at least, a fetish for his wife Miranda Kerr’s feet, which is not at all hard to understand:
In an interview for Into The Gloss, she said “I’m really a freak about my nails. Orlando and I share a nail thing — he has a bit of a foot fetish.”
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Friday, June 21st, 2013 -- by Bacchus
The rich are not like you and me. For one thing, they have much better staffs:
Pictures are from a recent update at Foot Worship.
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Wednesday, March 27th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Here’s today’s photo-illustrated love note from Cherry Torn to a certain sort of foot fetishist:
“There’s just something about squeezing a purple, tied up cock between your toes. So tight, hot and sticky.”
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Wednesday, November 21st, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Also: sticky.
Er, sorry about that…
There’s a new foot fetish site on the block — the stylish and sexual Foot Worship, which manages to mix all the pure tropes of foot fetishism with good old-fashioned sticky sex. Here’s Jenna Presley and her pretty, soon-to-be-sticky feet:
Those images are from this recent shoot.
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Wednesday, June 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
It is written at Erectus: “A girl who can suck her own toes is a treasure beyond rubies.”
See the accompanying picture, and you’ll perhaps agree.
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Monday, June 6th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Here’s another bit of Milo Manara erotic art:
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
For a picture in which nothing less innocent than an ankle measurement is taking place, I feel like there’s an awful lot of fetish fuel and barely-repressed perversion going on here:
This is from my file of vintage postcard scans, so unless somebody can recognize that scribbled signature, I’m totally without a provenance to provide for this artwork.
Sunday, January 17th, 2010 -- by Dr. Faustus
Bacchus recently sent me a capsule review from io9.com to what sounded like a very strange book, called Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish by someone (or something) calling verself Supervert. Bacchus sent the capsule under the subject line “A Book for You?”
Yes. Bacchus knows me rather well.
I have long held in my mind the question of what one might do if one has a fetish whose object cannot actually be found in one’s environs. Foot fetishists and hair fetishists in some ways have it easy — feet and hair are everywhere. Even a necrophiliac can raid a morgue or a graveyard. But what if the object of your erotic attraction are hot nymphets from around Polaris? You would then appear to be seriously SOL, my friend.
Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish is a book about a man with this sort of curious problem, one Mercury de Sade, a computer programmer living in turn-of-the-twenty-first century New York. Mercury de Sade is really into aliens.
But of course there aren’t any aliens for Mercury de Sade to get it on with, even in New York, and so he is led down some dubious paths in life: weird sexual fantasies, philosophical studies, various digressions and tangents and, oh yes recruiting (or abducting) teenage girls whom he designates as “Ninfas” and attempts to “convert” into aliens.
Mercury de Sade’s odd life is reflected in an odd literary structure. There are a long sequence of short chapters classified as Alien Sex Scenes (ASS), or Mercury de Sade’s fantasies of sex — often nonconsensual — with various imagined extraterrestrial beings, Methods of Deterrestrialization (MOD), or Mercury de Sade’s attempts to make Ninfas into aliens, Lessons in Exophilosophy (LIE), where are essays on the idea of alien life in the history of ideas (including such figures as Descartes, Locke, Voltaire, Hume, Kant, Schopenhauer and so on), and various philosophical reflections called Digressions and Tangents (DAT). There is one of each of these for every one of the twenty-four letters in the Greek alphabet, thus 96 short chapters in all. One can read these linearly, or one can partition the book in other ways. For example one could read only a history of ideas by starting with LIE 05 (Descartes) and proceeding through LIE 23 (Barthes). Or if one wants to read the rather squalid tale of Mercury de Sade converting an abused girl named Charlotte into “Ninfa XIX” you could read the MOD sections straight through. Or if you just want fantasies of alien sex, read the ASS chapters in any order one pleases. Though you might miss a little in doing that — for example, Voltaire’s imagined Micromégas, and a being 120,000 feet tall from Sirius (LIE 09), and Mercury de Sade’s fantasy of attempting to have sex with an equally large alien woman (ASS 09).
As you can probably guess, there’s a lot for many people in this strange book, especially if you have something for grays or little green men or alien giantesses. In general, the alien sex fantasies are quite imaginative. The answer to the question “what do you do if your fetish is just impossible” seems to be “lots of things: philosophy, fantasy, and maybe kidnapping.” I especially like the conceit that philosophy can be a result of thwarted sexuality: Nietzsche must be smiling, up in philosopher’s heaven. I am a little puzzled why a computer programmer like Mercury de Sade (evidently a very able programmer, as he is able to afford a loft in Manhattan and those were not cheap in 2001) doesn’t try more with virtual reality, video games, or other technologies that would seem germane. (That’s where I would be, if I had Mercury de Sade’s fetish and his skills.) Still, worth a read if it sounds like your thing.
Sunday, November 29th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
From Usenet:
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Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 -- by Bacchus
This is a little bit to the gonzo side of the usual ErosBlog fare, but as you know I can never resist a complicated facial expression:
From here at Kinky Delight.
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Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
From an unknown Spanish-language comic:
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Friday, February 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
From this lingerie ad at Vintage Seduction.
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Has anybody stopped to marvel, lately, at what a wonderful world it has become for folks with numerically minor fetishes? There’s the internet for finding and meeting (and fucking) kindred souls, there’s a growing “whatever floats your boat” sentiment among civilized people, and there’s a robust world economy for sex toys of every description.
And boy, when I say every description, I’m not kidding. The latest sex miracle in silicone is … well, let’s go to the visual, or you won’t believe me.
Behold!
Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the SiFeet Pussy Foot. [2012 update: Sadly the Pussy Foot is no longer sold. But be ye not forlorn! There’s always the Cyberskin Foot Job Stroker or the Belladonna Foot Soldiers.]
The marketing text is like a syllabus for aspiring foot fetish marketers, fascinating therefore in its own right:
The SiFeet Pussy Foot is the ultimate fantasy sex toy for foot fetishists. This size 6, 100% silicone foot is cast in pure silicone from a real life actual, beautiful female foot. In the sole of this lovely foot is a fully functional and totally fuckable silicone vagina.
This pure silicone foot is soft, smooth, and incredibly sexy. The toes are decorated with acrylic toenails painted glossy pink, making the Pussy Foot seem even more real.
From the toes to the heel and ankle, great time and effort has been taken to insure that the Pussy Foot seems real.
The feature that makes the Pussy Foot even better than an actual foot is the pussy located on the sole of the foot. You can passionately fuck the foot in a way you’ve never been able to before. It is the perfect combination of foot and vagina.
From the toe to heel the pussy foot is 9″ long. The ankle has a 2½” diameter. The distance from the entrance in the vagina to the exit-hole at the top of the ankle is 6½”.
Anyone who appreciates beautifully sexy feet should love the Pussy Foot. This silicone foot is terrific for massaging and erotic rubbing as well as for having hot sex with it.
This silicone sex toy is also a convenient practice tool for preparing to get hot and kinky with actual feet. You are sure to have your technique down to a science when you train with the Pussy Foot.
The silicone SiFeet Pussy Foot cleans easily with soap and warm water or After Glow Toy Wipes.
The SiFeet Pussy Foot is available in a left or a right, sold separately.
If you were looking for “the perfect combination of foot and vagina”, well, now you’ve found it. But it’s the last line, in bold text, that gets me. Left foot or right? Or do you want to collect the whole set?
Let the implications of that photo sink in for a moment.
I’m not going to pussyfoot around, here. (Face it, you knew you weren’t getting out of this blog post until I’d made that pun.) The pussy foot comes in left foot and right foot? Why in all the Stygian depths would someone care whether they are boning a silicone vagina in a left foot, instead of a right one? “No, no, it has to be a left foot, or it’s no good!”
But, in the end, that’s the point. It doesn’t matter why. With fetishes, there usually isn’t a good why. What matters is, if you’ve got a thing for slipping it to a pretty left foot, we live in a world where you can get one, with just a little help from your buddy Benjamin. Don’t let anybody tell you that’s not an excellent world to be living in.
Wednesday, December 15th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Do you like toe porn? If so, you’ll love Celebrity Feet — the blog in which “the bored pothead” is carefully accumulating the best pictures he can find of bare-footed celebrities. These are the piggies of Julia Roberts:
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 -- by Bacchus
Shocking Shell leads us on with news of a lovely secret. Then, in abject refusal to conform to stereotypes of feminine illogic, she declines to share it with us.
The Group Captain comments at Shell’s blog, and accuses her of teasing. I think he’s right.
She’ll talk, though. Because we have just the thing for, ah, encouraging her:
Imagine, readers, the sound of booming villainous laughter as we set this evil bondage tickling scheme in motion!
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