The Day The Fucking Stopped

No, seriously. If you were reading the wrong NPR website, you might have had to worry about this:

…the transportation bill. It’s been debated back and forth but still no agreement on it, and I guess the fucking could come to a halt at the end of the month if they don’t come up with a solution?

Funding. Apparently they actually meant “funding”. Phew, that’s a relief….