How Do I Make My Brain Stop Hurting?

There’s a blog post genre as old as blogging, in which our intrepid blogger examines the logs and discovers amusing search queries, which are then duly reproduced (usually with snarky commentary) for the amusement of all. I’ve done this myself, but I try not to do it often, because it has the potential to become as stale as your average “memes” post.

However, I’ve rarely seen it done as well as Always Aroused Girl does it. She got bogged down, to good effect, in some “how to” and “how many” queries:

• How to find out a vegina whether it is fucked or not? (You just can’t tell. Some call this “Victoria’s Secret.”)
• How to find women that love to deepthroat? (Seriously, is this your only qualification? Breathing and deepthroating skillz? That’s it?)