No Such Thing As Too Handy

This Christmas card to everyone’s favorite underappreciated sex workers appeared in the December 1972 issue of Playboy:

The poem, credited to Judith Wax, reads:

To A “Masseuse”

Season’s greetings, dearest heart,
They’ve been slandering your art.
You who serve our nerve and muscle —
Who days say you stoop to hustle?
What an outrage… what a snub.
You’re just too handy — there’s the rub!

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Tickling His Friend’s Feet

This photo comes from a shoot originally done for a site called My Friend’s Feet, but it’s currently being distributed via Kink Unlimited:

However, it will probably come as no surprise that a dude who maintains bondage stocks in his living room and tickles his “friends” beyond all mercy with an electric toothbrush also gives them handjobs while their hands and feet are tied. That’s a friendly thing to do, right?

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Let’s You And Him Fight

She loves to torment her lovers this way by staging them in who-can-come-first jizz-fights:

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