It’s Raining Handmaids In Handcuffs

Saturday, April 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

looked out my window, it was raining handmaids in handcuffs

You’ve all heard the “joke” about the programmer/engineer who keeps a loaded gun by his printer in case it makes an unexpected noise and he needs to shoot it. I can only imagine that’s how BabserellaWT felt when her ovulation tracker suddenly demanded to know what state she was in. She wrote:

My ovulation tracker suddenly asked what state I live in

It said telling them was required to continue using the app.

The fuck it is.

I deleted it immediately. Like I’m gonna risk police showing up to my door if I miss a month due to non-pregnancy reasons.

PS BURN THE PATRIARCHY!

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