Of Course You Do, You Asshole

Women’s health has a fluffy little bit of over-monetized clickbait (I got served two different fully-screen-obscuring advertising pitches that had to be clicked away in non-standard ways) consisting of five short anecdotes about when saying “I love you” went disastrously wrong. My “favorite” — which is to say, the most horrifying — is this one:

“I told him that I loved him, and he replied ‘I love me, too’ and laughed.”

–Gloria M.

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