“Get In The Car, Loser!”
Wednesday, July 29th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
This photo reminds me of an old-fashioned text adventure game. At least one of the “you have lost” endgame situations finds you “in a small room with steel bars on the doors and windows. There is no way out.”
Imagine that a nice limo pulls up to the curb on your quiet street. The door flies open, and inside, you somewhat dimly see these two young ladies, dressed for clubbing. “Get in, loser!” they shriek at you. “We’re going to a sex party!”
The only trouble is, you can’t exactly ask them for their IDs. Are they jailbait? Is this entrapment? Or are they 19 and 22, and at this very moment you are being struck by the lightning of joy that strikes no man twice?
A> Get in.
B> Close the car door regretfully and wave as they drive off.
Choose wisely. The crowbar hotel (or maybe a sex party, or perhaps a mugging) awaits!
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