Krampus Is In The House!

It’s that time of year again, kinky people! Kink.com has just rolled out one of their big sales for the Christmas holidays, and evil Krampus has come to visit. Are you ready for him?

Discounts are up to 60% off for both Kink Premium and KinkMen. If you’ve been both naughty and nice all year, you deserve to join and get yourself a Kink subscription. You know you do!

Image at the top of the post is from Krampus Night 2019.

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Kink Unlimited Spring “April Showers” Sale

It’s raining at my house, so the timing seems good for this April Showers sale from Kink Unlimited. Discounts up to 60%, the warm pitter-patter of spring rain falling everywhere, what’s not to like?

That said, this .gif banner made me wonder: why isn’t there a squirting-orgasms porn star prodigy out there using the name “April Showers” to market her stuff? Well, it turns out there is (or was) but she seem to have done most of her work in the mature and pro-amateur niches. (It’s been a while, but HotMovies still has a few of her porn movies available.) Sadly, she never seems to have done a shoot for Kink Unlimited or for any of the vast network of porn partners that they distribute. (I did check.)

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4th of July Kink.com Super Sale 2019

Kinky 4th of July! Yeah, I know; it’s a holiday under strain just now. But when the going gets tough, the tough get kinky — isn’t that how the saying goes? Honestly, a big sale with huge discounts on all eighty Kink Unlimited channels sounds like the best kind of fireworks to me:

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