Katya In The Kitchen

Erotic social media personality and model Katya Clover is in your kitchen, whipping up something tasty. It doesn’t really matter what she’s cooking, does it?

Of course it does not.

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A Snack In The Kitchen

You know what they say: the couple that snacks together, stays together. Right? They do say that, right?

By the artist Philippe Bertrand as seen in Newlook #6 (February 1984).

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The Rewards Of A Fresh-Cleaned Kitchen

I’ve heard women complain that men don’t care about having a clean kitchen. Apparently that sentiment is not universal:

Image credit: Ms. Abigail Fraser.

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Meet The Kitchen Staff

“Are you hungry? Let me introduce you to the kitchen staff. It’s important that you understand throughout your stay, whatever you need, they will be happy to provide…”

Who says you can’t get good help these days? Balderdash!

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Pastry Brush Musings

Is it bad, that when I see this picture at Kinky Delight, I immediately conceive of wrong things to do with the handle of that pastry brush?

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Cooking With Curry

Here we have minor celebrity (which I define as “I never heard of her until I saw the nude pic”) Adrianne Curry supposedly cooking for her husband:

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Tamper? I’ll Show You Some Tampering!

Maybe it’s just me, but if I saw this needlework in the kitchen, I’d construe it as a positive invitation to tamper:

At this very moment, you can actually buy this item from The Inverted Eye, self-described as “subtly kinky vintage items and discrete fetish antiques”. It feels like a very-nicely curated collection of select thrift store goodies, to be honest, but the more you browse, the more you start thinking “hmm, this yard sale is more … interesting … than most.” Bakelite enema syringe, anyone?

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