Backyard Walkies With Zoe Sparx

During the pandemic, you gotta make your own fun. If you’ve got a blonde girlfriend who enjoys puppy play, blowjobs, and long leashed crawls through your secluded back yard, well then the entertainment script pretty much writes itself:

The fun continues in The Good Pet, from Kink Unlimited.

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Eat It: Or Wear It On Your Head

So, just another sunny day in Barcelona, walking your slave on a leash. Why would you stop to buy her an ice cream cone? How is she going to eat it?

Oh.

To me the funniest part of this whole scene is the detail from one of the pictures — blown up here for you — showing the look of outrage on the face of the dude who sold the ice cream when he sees WTF they just did with it:

Photos are from a recent shoot in Barcelona for Public Disgrace, which is now one of the channels included in Kink Unlimited, the product where you get all of Kink.com’s sites (now called “channels”) for one monthly subscription price. (As it happens they are currently having a 20th-anniversary sale; their first site (Hogtied.com) opened back in 1997.)

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Taken For Walkies

The thing about being a leashed puppy girl is that when it’s time for your walkies, it’s time for your walkies. Clothing? What? When did you last see a puppy wear clothing?

From Public Disgrace.

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Cheetah Club, 1966

Here’s a young man who is going to have catgirl fingernail scratches on his back before the next day dawns:

Via Bondage Blog.

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Christmas Puppy(girl)

For reasons extraneous, I wanted to post a cute puppy girl picture here. I typed “doggie girl” into Google.

This was…injudicious.

Don’t panic; I found a very nice girl on a leash. You can’t give puppies as Christmas presents in most cases; it’s not fair to the puppy or the recipient. And you can’t usually give puppy girls, either — those pesky anti-slavery laws and all. But given a choice as to which one I’d rather find in my Jacuzzi on Christmas morning? Yeah:

Source: the Christmas Porn tumblr.

So, why was my search injudicious?

Well, to be blunt about it, “doggie” is not the neutral search term you might think it is. Plus, it turns out there are some women out there who are more intimate with “doggie” than I was really wanting to see right then. Both of which I could have predicted if my brain had stayed one step ahead of my Google fingers.

What I could not have predicted: The Veterinarian. Ulp!

And right in the middle of the whole damned train wreck, I found this poor nude woman who has suffered the indignity of having her torso unnaturally extended. Unless the Spanish Inquisition has revived the rack, I must assume she’s been most brutally Photoshopped:

Note to self: Next time, coffee first, then Google Image Search.