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Marilyn Monroe’s Potato Sack Dress

Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

You’ve heard the saying “She’d look good even if she was wearing a potato sack”, right? Yeah, that was Marilyn Monroe’s doing:

marilyn monroe looking fine in a burlap potato sack dress

The oft-told story around this photo is that a reporter told Marilyn that she only looked so good all the time because she wore expensive dresses. This was her rebuttal. I don’t know if all this is actually true, if it was a story dreamed up by her publicist to get her onto magazine covers, or if it’s completely-spurious popular folklore.

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Women Deny Bedroom Nudism

Monday, November 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

kinsey inspecting sleepwear cartoon

The following “local color” journalism appeared in the September 13, 1958 Democrat & Times of Davenport Iowa (daily circulation 13,750) by staff writer Gloria Breisacher:

Memo to Dr. Kinsey:
Women Deny They Are Nudists At Bedtime

Quad-city women are rebuking Dr. Kinsey on his “estimate” that half the women do not wear pajamas, nighties — or anythin’ to bed at night.

I took the part of an investigator, and pried into the innermost of “feminine secrets,” [that sounds like fun, is there video? — Bacchus] to find out what women of this area are wearing when they “lay me down to sleep.”

Some were coy, but when I told them I wouldn’t use their names, they usually spoke up.

And everybody said about the same thing. Namely:

“Kinsey is wrong. Way wrong.”

Of the women surveyed, every single one of ’em said they wore something besides their birthday suit to bed at night. Several dozen women were contacted.

A Rock Island woman exclaimed:

“I’d freeze to death at night without pajamas. Who ever heard of such a thing. I think Kinsey is silly to have asked women such a question in his survey.”

One woman, a housewife in Moline, said she couldn’t understand how a man could think up such a thing to write about? “People might take these reports jokingly, but to me when the subject of the book is brought up it’s downright embarrassing. Kinsey should see my clothesline on Monday morning. A good portion is hung with pajamas and night gowns.

A young girl of Davenport commented that Dr. Kensey gets a lot of his ideas from reading too man “she and he magazines.” “So far as I’m concerned, she said, “the idea of person being minus night clothes in their wardrobe is utterly repulsive. Maybe Kinsey is supposed to be doing something for the betterment of understanding among human beings, but I have my doubts.”

The mother of six daughters and a resident of Rock Island says Kinsey better keep his surveys in his family circle. “My daughters are still in the adolescent age, and practically every day they come home with some tid bit about the newest book sensation, “The Kinsey Report.” The heard about this no night clothes business, and believe me I got that out of their heads and mouths in no time flat. If Doc Kinsey would show his face around here, I’d wrap a rolling pin around his head.”

Another Quad-city woman, a Davenport nurse, said that Kinsey must have interviewed all kinds of women like Marilyn Monroe. “I’ve read that all Marilyn wears to bed at night is perfume. Chanel No. 5, at that.”

“Maybe Kinsey thinks all women are movie crazy, and follow the various rages of Hollywood glamour girls like they did back in the 20s. Being a nurse,” she said, “I have first hand information that the ladies today are still very old fashioned when it comes to the question of night gowns. They still like them high necked and full length.”

Kinsey, however, does have one fan — a casual one — in the area. She’s a five foot, white-haired lady of Moline, 82 years young, who has six flannel night shirts. “I think the man is alright. He’s just trying to earn a few extral dollars.”

Oh, yes. To make this survey official, what do I wear. Well — shorties in the summer, and flannel PJ’s in the winter.

My great thanks to @HistoryOfPorn for providing the newspaper clipping on Twitter that I have painstakingly transcribed above and reproduced below!

kinsey nighwear clipping

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This Year, Hang Pantyhose

Friday, December 15th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

I know that hanging a stocking by the chimney is traditional. But there’s this rumor going around that if you hang just the right pair of pantyhose, Santa will fill them up with Marilyn Monroe. Of course, that assumes that you aren’t on the naughty list this year:

Christmas Marilyn in panty hose

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The President’s Birthday Blowjob

Sunday, August 11th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

I had been observing a quiet moratorium on outbound Tumblr links due to the whole robots.txt “hide the porn from the search engines” fiasco, but as that particular Pornocalyptic shit-show appears to be on late-summer hiatus, I guess it’s safe to resume for now.

Herewith, your Tumblr dispatch from that sideways-in-time universe in which President Obama gets a celebratory birthday blowjob (and perhaps just a bit of titty-fucking) from a spectacularly-endowed Marilyn Monroe:

Barack and Marilyn

Since it’s Tumblr, a backup link is never out of line.

20014 update: BOTH of those Tumblr links died, but I think I’ve found a more stable link to the comic.

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Marilyn Monroe Talks About Enjoying An Enema

Thursday, September 1st, 2005 -- by Bacchus

Sorry, folks. I know that enemas are not universally considered sexy. But they are a commonly fetishized activity. And if you don’t like the enema portion of these transcripts of Marilyn Monroe’s conversations with her therapist, there’s always her comments on orgasms or spanking to enjoy.

Marilyn on enemas:

“I don’t understand this big taboo about enemas. Most of the actresses I know use them, even some who won’t admit it. Mae West told me she is given an enema every day and she has at least one orgasm a day. Mae says her enemas and orgasms will keep her young until she is 100.

Peter Crawford says the Queen and noblemen of the court of Louis XIV were give frequent enemas by special servants called apothecaries. The purpose was to give them peaches and cream complexions. Something about intestinal toxins getting into your blood. So there you are. Those ladies were doing the intelligent thing.

Yes. I enjoy enemas, so what!”

 
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