He Looked Better On Tinder

From Spanking Blog, here’s a vision of what it looks like when your internet dating isn’t going so well:

The funny thing is, if history is my guide, I’ll get at least one intrepid person posting in the comments to the effect of “Riding crop and a hard dick? I can work with that, I’ve dated worse, hell, at this point I think I’d give the guy a tryout!”

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The Female Gaze, Reflected

From Boobs And Buns magazine.

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