When Cock Is Or Is Not A Family Asset

These double blowjob photos were circulated on Tumblr as a “mother and daughter blowjob” photoset a decade ago, but I’m too much of a skeptic to completely buy the fantasy. For one thing, and I could easily be wrong, I think there’s less than an entire generation of age difference between these two women. For another, these features are “a type” I’ve seen before: upper-Midwest freckle-faced strawberry blondes. They’re pretty common in what my aunt likes to call “the Scandahoovian belt”. So my theory is: some enterprising porn maker spotted two fairly-similar models in his casting database with five or ten years of age difference between them. Then he had them use makeup to enhance the age contrast, so he could boil up some mother-daughter blowjob porn he could market with a not-quite-even-fauxcest angle.

Could I be wrong? Sure. But even if these two oral entrepreneurs actually are biological relatives, my money would be on a pair of sisters with a substantial age gap between them.

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Courtship Pro Tip: Get On Mom’s Good Side

It is a rule of courtship and a “pro tip” as old as the human species. If you want to court a young lady, whether for marriage or romance or a quick shag up against the wall, nothing works as well as first charming her mother. The only error in executing this strategy is to assume that it has limits — but that was not a mistake this enterprising young GI made here:

Cartoon is from the July 1974 issue of Army Laughs magazine. Caption reads “Dear, it’s time you met our daughter’s new steady.”

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Riding With Mom

Most people, they go on a splashy water park amusement fun ride, they just get their clothes wet. Oh, sure, they can try wearing the trash bag poncho like the guy in the background, but it don’t help. They spend the day in squelchy clothes.

If, however, your mom is a nudist, and the security guards are cool, you have options:

As seen at Erectus.

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Butterfly Twins

Isn’t this a pretty pair?

And look closely at the features of the women. Mother and daughter?