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Helping Her Over The Fence

Saturday, October 16th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

There’s an old slanderous joke often levied against farmers and other rural types that involves the phrase “helping a sheep through a fence.” But in truth, the real fun is helping a pretty naked girl climb over a fence:

pretty naked girl straddling the rough top pole of a wooden fence

Photo is from FemJoy.

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Making Coffee

Friday, April 13th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

You’ve all been there. You’re a good husband or a good wife, you and your sweetie wake up on a beautiful spring morning, one of you leaps out of bed to put the coffee on so you can jump back into bed and snuggle while it brews. Only, the water barrel is empty. It’s only three hundred feet down to the crick … so why bother getting dressed?

naked water fetching

I’d call her a farm boy’s dream!

 

Druggie Girl

Sunday, July 10th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

drug girl

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Sex “Journalism” Bingo

Friday, March 11th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Is there a bingo card we can pull out and play along with, when reading bad mainstream sex journalism? If not, somebody needs to make one. And my first suggested square would be “journalist marvels that people at sexual event look normal / don’t seem all skeevy and perverted”.

I was reminded (not for the first time!) of the need for such a bingo card while reading this article in Salon by an author who attended (with enormous disdain) an Ultimate Surrender naked girl-wrestling performance. (Thanks to Bondage Blog for including the link in today’s bondage links roundup.) The piece includes this magnificent exemplar of the “Gosh, I expected perverts!” genre:

“Not to sound like a prude but: These are clean, attractive, normal-looking people!”

Well, duh! What did you expect, stinky unwashed men in raincoats and clutching bottles of Boones Farm Watermelon Malt Liquor Product?

Sadly the rest of the article was not any better. It’s a limp word salad of discomfort, confusion, and utter lack of recognition that the event — not to the author’s taste — might be fetish gold for its intended audience. Shorter Salon author: “I went to this sex wresting thing, almost by accident, and it was totally weird and it made me uncomfortable.” Even one paragraph of contextual reporting might have helped rescue the article; some words from an enthusiastic fan, a sentence talking about how the Ultimate Surrender fights are marketed as softcore pay-per-view events on satellite TV, something! But no, it’s just “Ugh, what is this? I don’t even…”

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Watch The Lollipop

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

In drama, if a script is competently wrought one may trust that the maxim of Chekhov’s rifle will be observed. Just so in porn, where the rule is similar: if a girl with no panties on is licking a lollipop, you may reliably expect to see that lollipop going all up in her business real soon now:

naked girl licking a lollipop

From ALS-Scans. See also: a bunch of ALS Scan pictures on Tumblr.

 

My Kind Of Frankenstein

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

This is the kind of carrying off of bare and helpless maidens that good pulp horror usually promises but generally does not deliver:

Frankenstein carries off a girl with a bare bottom

From Wanderamble.

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