Tentacles From The Ocean Floor

There’s just something about a white bathing suit that attracts octopuses, sea monsters, Kraken, and tentacled oceanic horrors of every description:

I’d suggest that damsels and heroines and every other sort of slow-swimming coastal babe ought to stop wearing those bait garments, but if the ladies enjoy a bit of tentacle peril, who am I to swimsuit-shame them?

The above artwork is a detail from the Monster From The Ocean Floor movie poster.

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Pretty-Boy In Peril

Equal time is only fair; we certainly have posted plenty of pretty damsels in distress here on ErosBlog, so why not a pretty-boy or two? But even here, there just ain’t no justice. When they put a pretty lady on a pulp cover about to be eaten by a ravening giant octopus, how often do they bother to give her a knife? Or, you know, even the skimpiest of pants like Our Hero has here? Much less a stalwart toothy cetacean ally?

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The Loving Sea (Monster)

Outside of Japanese porn, this is just about as sexy as octopus-tentacle sea-monster groping gets:

According to Pulp Librarian, the artist is Emanuele Taglietti.

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Tentacle Peril

Did you ever notice that when a pulp-cover beauty gets attacked by a giant octopus, she always seems to have been (how convenient!) skinny-dipping at the time? Either that, or the first order of business for a giant sea monster bent on enjoying soggy human-snacks is to shuck the damn things before you drag them down to their watery dooms:

Artwork is a detail from the cover of an Italian pulp called La Reporter.

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Tentacle Sexing Lea Brodie

I saw this image at Erotic Mad Science:

Then I did a little digging. Supposedly this is actress Lea Brodie in a publicity shot for 1978’s Warlords of Atlantis (aka Warlords Of The Deep).

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