Pussy And Pecker Door Hardware

This looks like the fixtures you would find on the secret door in the back of the coat closet at the gentlemen’s club. Trusted members only receive a key to the carefully-curated library of French pornography:

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Prepare The Sacrifice!

It’s a little bit unclear to me whether she has three helpful and solicitous friends looking out for her welfare and pleasure, or whether he does. In a perfect world, both of them, I suppose?

The artwork is by Austrian illustrator Otto Rudolf Shatz, according to many unreliable Pinterest posts and this probably-reliable auction-house listing.

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Tickle Up Some Fertility

I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, but it would seem to involve the symbolic insertion of a stalk of wheat into somebody’s urethra. You might think “fertility ritual” until you pause to reflect that this is a belt buckle, which some dude was accordingly wearing really close to his junk; at which point all you can think is that it’s more in the nature of an advertisement and an invitation:

Image is from an Ebay auction where you can see that the buckle was cast by Indiana Metal Craft in 1976. The mark “Beardsley” on the back of the buckle is a clue to why the image may seem familiar; in fact it’s a folk-art adaptation of Aubrey Beardsley’s “Lysistrata Shielding Her Coynte”, though I quite honestly prefer the belt buckle version of his Lysistrata, who looks warmer and more fun:

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To Climb A Slippery Pole

The harder she climbs, the more slippery it gets:

Art is detail from an orgiastic scene by an unknown artist thought to be “‘Wighead’“. It’s part of an illustration in Ode a Venus aka Ode au Vagin by Clovis Hugues.

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Queens Of Cock Mountain

A less colorful version of this artwork identifies it as German from around 1900, names it The High Stake, and suggests without outright saying so that the artist is unknown.

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The Phallus

I’ve never liked the Von Bayros erotic etchings as much as most people seem to; they’ve always struck me as passionless and overdrawn. But this one works: