Never Pee In The Piano

The Spanking Theatre tumblr is doing the world a great service in making an English translation of infamous The Young Girls’ Handbook of Good Manners by Pierre Louÿs, which was heretofore available only in the original French. Here’s part of the chapter “At The Ball”:

A rule without exception: never grab the cock of a dancer who does not have a hard-on for you. A quick glance at his trousers will prevent this blunder.

If you climax whilst waltzing, exclaim softly, do not shout.

When a gentleman, behind furniture, spurts into your hand, it is better to suck your fingers than ask for a towel.

A well-bred young girl never pees in the piano.

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As near as I can make out from fragmentary internet clues, this is an illustration by Pierre Louÿs for a book by André Collot, titled Au temps des juges. Chants bibliques.

Update: It looks like I may have got this backwards; perhaps Collot was the artist and Louÿs the writer of the book. See the comments.

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Here she is:

The picture must date from the 1890s or thereabouts. According to Wikipedia, Louys is thought to have taken more than ten thousand erotic photos. Image source: Vintage Lust.