Words To Live By: “Play With Your Pussy”

Overheard in a porn shop:

Cut to tonight, where there’s this conversation between a 23-year-old female and a 36-year-old idiot at a small porn shop in North Carolina, USA. This is not verbatim, because I didn’t have my notebook:

“So she’s with a guy who sucks because why?”

“Cause he’s the first guy who made her have an orgasm. She slept with like 150 guys, literally, and I’m like maybe you need to play with your pussy your damn self before paying his fucking bills, dumbass.”

Maybe, indeed!

As reported by Libby Lynn on Rollertrain.

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