“Who’s A Good Girl?”

I saw this uncredited meme on Mastodon, my corner of which is richly appointed with trans women, furries, pet play enthusiasts, and human puppies of every description. I don’t know if this is funny outside that specific social media feed context, but when I saw it there, I melted down with helpless breathless laughter:

The dialog above and below the artwork of an anime-style wagging puppy girl reads “My son turned out fine” followed by the response “Ma’am, your daughter is clicker trained.”

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How To Become A Puppy

“It all started off as some lighthearted fun…” Woof!

Cartoon is by Faenym.

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Wolfish Furry Puppygirl, 1969

At least in the fetish imagination, puppy girls and furries have been with us for quite a while. This artistic rendition of a canid (wolf? fox? regal dog?) fursuit and the pretty girl wearing it appeared in the November 1969 issue of the legendary Japanese fetish magazine Kitan Club:

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Leash Sex

At the first and only science fiction convention I attended (and crap, that was more than 20 years ago now) I vividly remember mutterings of outraged feminism spreading through the crowd around me when some would-be Klingon warrior passed by, leading two fully-but-provocatively-dressed human women on collars and leashes.

Times go by, people mellow, puppy girls are a thing, kink acceptance is on the rise and kink practice has gotten much more public. But I don’t think those outraged BayCon attendees would have been impressed to learn that the then-brand-new World Wide Web would someday host a porn site called Leash Sex. Me? I’m cool with it:

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Taken For Walkies

The thing about being a leashed puppy girl is that when it’s time for your walkies, it’s time for your walkies. Clothing? What? When did you last see a puppy wear clothing?

From Public Disgrace.

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Christmas Puppy(girl)

For reasons extraneous, I wanted to post a cute puppy girl picture here. I typed “doggie girl” into Google.

This was…injudicious.

Don’t panic; I found a very nice girl on a leash. You can’t give puppies as Christmas presents in most cases; it’s not fair to the puppy or the recipient. And you can’t usually give puppy girls, either — those pesky anti-slavery laws and all. But given a choice as to which one I’d rather find in my Jacuzzi on Christmas morning? Yeah:

Source: the Christmas Porn tumblr.

So, why was my search injudicious?

Well, to be blunt about it, “doggie” is not the neutral search term you might think it is. Plus, it turns out there are some women out there who are more intimate with “doggie” than I was really wanting to see right then. Both of which I could have predicted if my brain had stayed one step ahead of my Google fingers.

What I could not have predicted: The Veterinarian. Ulp!

And right in the middle of the whole damned train wreck, I found this poor nude woman who has suffered the indignity of having her torso unnaturally extended. Unless the Spanish Inquisition has revived the rack, I must assume she’s been most brutally Photoshopped:

Note to self: Next time, coffee first, then Google Image Search.