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Hoop Girls

Saturday, November 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Obedience training obstacle courses: not just for puppies any more!

nude girls crawling in the grass and jumping through a hoop on command

Via Special Exercises.

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Why Puppy Play?

Thursday, September 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

puppy-girl

An article from The Stranger back in June offers a close look at puppy play and why so many people find it so much fun:

If you’re having trouble understanding the appeal of puppy play, just imagine how amazing it would be if there were a form of group relaxation where you could empty your mind of all your cares, forget all of your responsibilities, lower all of your defenses, and bypass small talk forever. Now imagine that vigorous cuddling and praise are key components of this relaxation technique. And did I mention snacks? You get snacks. Awesome. Why aren’t we pupping right now?

The Stranger article presents puppy play as predominantly a gay thing:

Surely you’ve heard of puppy play: It’s surging in popularity among the gays, and, if history is any guide, will be surging among the straights in five years when we’ve moved on to something else.

However, I’m seeing lots of evidence (mostly on Tumblr, honestly) that puppy play is already “surging among the straights” and has been for years. Indeed, I’ve been posting “porn of it” here on ErosBlog since 2003. So I think the gay male focus of the article is mostly just because that’s the author’s area of familiarity.

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Howl, Puppies, Howl!

Thursday, October 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

This is said to be from the movie Salo. But for some reason, it reminds me of the visual style of Ellen von Unwerth:

collared puppy girls howling

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Christmas Puppy(girl)

Friday, December 18th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

For reasons extraneous, I wanted to post a cute puppy girl picture here. I typed “doggie girl” into Google.

This was…injudicious.

Don’t panic; I found a very nice girl on a leash. You can’t give puppies as Christmas presents in most cases; it’s not fair to the puppy or the recipient. And you can’t usually give puppy girls, either — those pesky anti-slavery laws and all. But given a choice as to which one I’d rather find in my Jacuzzi on Christmas morning? Yeah:

all I want for christmas is a puppy girl

Source: the Christmas Porn tumblr.

So, why was my search injudicious?

Well, to be blunt about it, “doggie” is not the neutral search term you might think it is. Plus, it turns out there are some women out there who are more intimate with “doggie” than I was really wanting to see right then. Both of which I could have predicted if my brain had stayed one step ahead of my Google fingers.

What I could not have predicted: The Veterinarian. Ulp!

And right in the middle of the whole damned train wreck, I found this poor nude woman who has suffered the indignity of having her torso unnaturally extended. Unless the Spanish Inquisition has revived the rack, I must assume she’s been most brutally Photoshopped:

long torso girl

Note to self: Next time, coffee first, then Google Image Search.

 
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