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Shall We Dine, Lady?

Wednesday, January 25th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

I’m still having fun mining The Merry Muses Of Caledonia for short bawdy poems by Robert Burns. There are long ones in there too, but I find them more, ah, impenetrable due to Scots dialect issues. This one offers no such difficulties:

Supper isna Ready

Roseberry to his lady says,
“My hinnie an my succour,
“O shall we dae the thing you ken,
“Or shall we tak oor supper?”

Wi modest face, sae fou o grace,
Replied the bonny lady;
“My noble lord dae as you please,
“But supper is na ready.”

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A Cunt Out Of Fashion

Sunday, January 15th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Here’s another fine verse from the hard-to-find Robert Burns volume The Merry Muses of Caledonia:

Nae Hair On’t

Yestreen I wed a lady fair,
An ye wad believe me,
On her cunt there growes nae hair,
That’s the thing that grieves me.

It vexed me sair, it plagued me sair,
It put me in a passion,
To think that I haed wad a wife,
Whase cunt was oot o fashion.

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