When His Wife Catches Him
Thursday, July 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
This conversation about a husband “getting caught” watching porn will likely make you laugh:
My Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Don’t come in here!
Her: Why? Are you watching porn?
Me: You’re supposed to be in the other room writing slash fiction!
Her: Walter White and Jesse Pinkman can wait. Let me see what you’re watching.
Me: This is my man-cave time! Don’t—
Her: Come on! Let me see!
Me: No! I—
Her: Ooooooooooo. That is really hot.
Me: Oh, for crying out—
Her: What? You really think I’m going to be upset? How long have we been together?
Me: No, I just… I mean… Oh, hell. I admit it. I kind of get off the idea that you’re going to get really, really pissed if you catch me, and that I’m in here doing something really, really bad.
Her: A role play! I can do that!
Me: (pause) Really?
Her: Really. Let me go out and come back in again.
Me: And you’ll be angry this time?
Her: Really angry. Just wait.
Me: God, I love you. Give me a minute, though. I need to cue the video back up to the good part…
From Kinkster Of A Certain Age.
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