High Speed Moons

There are a number of possible interpretations of this grainy photo out of Russia. Are they defiantly mooning the traffic enforcement camera? Or waving their butts at specific fellow motorists? I can’t tell if the image is from a cop-cam or from one of the ubiquitous-in-Russia motorist dash cams, but there’s a grainy data strip across the top of the full image (if you click) that seems to indicate these hooligani are going 115km/h (more than 70 miles an hour) at the moment in question:

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Lacquer Boxes, Erotic Version

When I visited Moscow in the late-Soviet era, enterprising young men would come up to me muttering “lacquer box? lacquer box?” under their breath. They wanted American dollars, and a lot of them, for what could charitably described as cheap touristy knockoffs of folk-art painted boxes.

If the boxes had been painted like this (popup warning), I might have been more enthused:

Rectal Foreign Bodies Trophy Wall

ErosBlog has linked before to the venerable Rectal Foreign Bodies page, which is (or ought to be) an internet landmark — as well as an object lesson about the dangers of reckless rectal curiosity.

Thus, it does not entirely surpass belief that in some rude provincial medical facility in Russia, the medical staff might maintain what certainly looks to be a rectal foreign bodies trophy wall:

The Russian Penis Quota

I once visited Russia during the late Soviet period, at a time when cheesy propaganda posters were still the second-most prevalent form of public art (after statues of Lenin, of course.) At that time, the Five Year Plan was still an official priority, which means that posters saying “You Need To Fulfill The Plan” could be seen on every wall.

The Communists may be gone, but the bureaucratic Russian soul endures. Evidence? How about this story (sent in by a friend) from the Moscow Times, regarding the publication of the Russian edition of Playgirl? The article devotes most of its ink to a concern about whether Russian women will approve of circumcised American penises. Anyway, down near the end, we get this gem:

Chermenskaya and the publication’s founders, whom she refused to identify, studied Russia’s confusing pornography laws before registering Playgirl as an erotic entertainment magazine. As erotica, Playgirl cannot publish photographs depicting sexual intercourse and has a quota for the number of large pictures of penises in each issue: six, Chermenskaya said.

A penis quota! Only in Russia.

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