Soviet Erotic Alphabet

I once had a powerful but foolish (and not reciprocated) crush on a good friend. I managed (I think) to contain the obligatory making-an-utter-ass-of-myself spasm to a brief episode that was not utterly destructive of our friendship; at least, I still got an invite to her wedding, where I drank in a (I hope) not-too-sombre fashion with her (actual) former boyfriends. We stayed in desultory email communication for awhile after that, but it’s been ten years now at least since I last heard from her. She’s in my mind this morning because she would have really enjoyed these links, I think, to a 1933 album of erotic illustrations of the Russian alphabet, as painted by Soviet sculptor Sergei Dmitrievich Merkurov:

Soviet Erotic Alphabet (on LiveJournal) (Google Translate version here)

Soviet Erotic Alphabet (with a flash flipbook) (Google Translate version here)

So, Veildancer, if you ever stumble over this post, this one’s for you.

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Department Of Bottom Inspection

What, you didn’t know that the Bottom Inspection Directorate was a uniformed agency? Comrade, the proper inspection of buttocks is a matter of crucial national security!

Picture has been ripped shamelessly from its context (which was some whipping porn from a video series called Russian Discipline.)

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Rectal Foreign Bodies Trophy Wall

ErosBlog has linked before to the venerable Rectal Foreign Bodies page, which is (or ought to be) an internet landmark — as well as an object lesson about the dangers of reckless rectal curiosity.

Thus, it does not entirely surpass belief that in some rude provincial medical facility in Russia, the medical staff might maintain what certainly looks to be a rectal foreign bodies trophy wall: