Why Rich Men Buy Boats
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026 -- by Bacchus
This is Camella Donner, cruising back in 1978 for Mayfair magazine off of Antigua in the Lesser Antilles:
The Donner Party jokes write themselves!
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Tuesday, May 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
You know that cliched line of poetry “all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by?” I don’t think men yearn for the sea these days the way they used to, but maybe they would if this is how tall ships were crewed:
Honestly this perhaps should not be a “Why rich men buy boats” post. I mean, yes, this boat probably was owned by rich men when the photo was taken, but it’s from a 1960s nudist magazine The Nudist Way, and that’s a time when nudism or naturism was often driven by ideology at least as much as by hedonism or sexual aggrandizement. So the headline could be a smidgeon unfair. But only a smidgeon, because this entire unserious series is rooted in my mostly-serious conviction that non-working boats of any great substance exist almost entirely for the purpose of getting their owners laid, one way or another. And this perhaps-rebuttable presumption of mine hardens (pun intended) into near-certainty whenever we see one or more naked ladies above deck.
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Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
It’s good to have yacht bunnies who are committed to the naked life at sea, even when things get so chilly that she needs a warm fuzzy hat while she delivers your coffee.
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Monday, August 31st, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I don’t know how much actual sailing our hypothetical rich man is gonna get done with this nude in his rigging, but you know every spy-glass in the harbor is trained on his boat!
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Monday, October 22nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I am not a nautical person, but this looks like deplorable seamanship. It may, however, be rather better semenship:
A deplorable and ancient pun, true. But speaking in my own defense, ErosBlog has been since early in the month of October chugging into its sixteenth year of publication, and in all the time hither to now I believe I have resisted each former opportunity to use that particular pun. So, perhaps it was time.
In the larger version you can make out the presence of an artist signature right of center near the bottom, but I cannot read it.
The art is from the January 1977 Flick magazine.
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Tuesday, August 28th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
From Lui magazine, May 1977.
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