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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Tuesday, May 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

You know that cliched line of poetry “all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by?” I don’t think men yearn for the sea these days the way they used to, but maybe they would if this is how tall ships were crewed:

nude woman balanced dramatically in the rigging of a large sailing ship while another nude below on the deck smiles up at her

Honestly this perhaps should not be a “Why rich men buy boats” post. I mean, yes, this boat probably was owned by rich men when the photo was taken, but it’s from a 1960s nudist magazine The Nudist Way, and that’s a time when nudism or naturism was often driven by ideology at least as much as by hedonism or sexual aggrandizement. So the headline could be a smidgeon unfair. But only a smidgeon, because this entire unserious series is rooted in my mostly-serious conviction that non-working boats of any great substance exist almost entirely for the purpose of getting their owners laid, one way or another. And this perhaps-rebuttable presumption of mine hardens (pun intended) into near-certainty whenever we see one or more naked ladies above deck.

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

It’s good to have yacht bunnies who are committed to the naked life at sea, even when things get so chilly that she needs a warm fuzzy hat while she delivers your coffee.

nude boat bunny with stiff nipples and a warm hat holds out a cup of hot coffee to her naked captain

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Monday, August 31st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

I don’t know how much actual sailing our hypothetical rich man is gonna get done with this nude in his rigging, but you know every spy-glass in the harbor is trained on his boat!

nude woman in the rigging of a sailboat

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Orgy, Ahoy!

Monday, October 22nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

I am not a nautical person, but this looks like deplorable seamanship. It may, however, be rather better semenship:

orgy on a sailboat

A deplorable and ancient pun, true. But speaking in my own defense, ErosBlog has been since early in the month of October chugging into its sixteenth year of publication, and in all the time hither to now I believe I have resisted each former opportunity to use that particular pun. So, perhaps it was time.

The art is from the January 1977 Flick magazine.

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Tuesday, August 28th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

nude tanning on the front bit of a sailboat

From Lui magazine, May 1977.

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