Santa Claus Prepares Herself

When you have to tie your facial hair on, it takes somewhat longer to get into the Santa suit. But nobody minds. Santa is cute, so she’s worth the wait!

Semi-nude female Santa art is from the cover of a Le Rire Christmas special edition from a very long time ago.

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Santa Got Caught

Santa Claus isn’t human, but he does make mistakes. And he made a big one when he got caught making a delivery to Syren de Mer’s well-equipped dominatrix dungeon.

Hold on. On second thought, was it really a mistake? Or is Santa crazy like a fox?

Whatever else he is, Santa is almost certainly immortal. That means that a dominatrix sitting on his face doesn’t have to worry whether he can catch his breath:

A right jolly old elf he may be, but it looks like Santa still knows how to use his tongue:

And that is the story of how Syren de Mer and Santa Claus had a merry Christmas together.

Photos are from Santa Gets Got: Syren de Mer Catches Dale Savage in Her Dungeon. Thanks to Divine Bitches, which is a Kink Unlimited channel.

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A Blowjob For Santa

Hey, it’s Christmas Eve. Is your household prepared to give Santa a proper welcome? I mean, when it’s time for Santa to come down your chimney, you really want him to come down your chimney, don’t you?

“Ho ho ho!”

This image — or at least the fellatrix part of it, which might be a ‘shopped overlay onto a non-porn Santa image — looks to me like it comes from a vintage men’s magazine. But it’s all over the internet and I could not readily identify an original source for it.

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Making Yuletide Gay…

Honcho magazine: making Yule time gay since at least 1983:

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Merry Christmas 2014

And by “merry”, I mean the very special sort of merriment Santa and his helper are enjoying here:

The festive fucking art is by Zimmerman.

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Where’s Santa?

If Santa’s a little slow getting to your house this year, it’s possible Gawker had his address in their database:

If his mailbag looks anything like the ErosBlog inbox now, for every real letter he’s got about four thousand people trying to sell him PEN1S P1LLS FROM BEST PHARMA.

Santa The Satyr

I was pretty entertained to discover that somebody went and used Photoshop to update and modernize (whilst leaving unchanged the essence of) a hairy old folk tradition that’s long been near and dear to ErosBlog:

Notice they are stripping him. Imagine a chorus of high female voices like you’d hear in Castle Anthrax: “But Santa! But Santa! It’s so warm and sunny here! We must get you out of that horrid fur and make you more comfortable! Much more comfortable…”

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