Cynical About Piousness, 1897
Sunday, August 21st, 2011 -- by Bacchus
I feel that I may have witnessed this phenomenon myself:
When a girl looks interested in a sermon, she is generally thinking how she would like to lie flat on her back with her knees up.
From Reflections of a Bachelor, New York Press 1897 (as reported by @TweetsOfOld).
