Panty Hose Party Trick

She’s been married to Howard for 42 years, and he’s been doing this party trick as long as she’s known him. He thinks it’s hilarious to demonstrate the procedure for taking off a pair of pantyhose in mixed company without taking off his pants:

In all that time, nobody ever asked Howard why he was wearing the pantyhose in the first place. He always just is. And his wife? She really wishes he’d stop doing the trick.

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Fancy Stockings Behind The Haystack

You need to get you the kind of girl who will wear her fanciest silk stockings on your date to the petting zoo, and then will look for a chance to sneak you off behind the haystacks so she can do a cartwheel to show off her knickers.

And if she does the same cartwheel to show you she isn’t wearing any knickers at all? Just the garter belt? You get you that girl and then you keep her!

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Rolling Up Her Stockings

A fancy dame needs some time after a quick tryst to get her clothes back on with all her stocking seams properly aligned and such. So, a gentleman will pour her a drink while she gets her attire in order:

Artwork is from the cover of a vintage Smash Detective magazine, via Kinky Delight.

Ornamental Nudes In Brightly Colored Stockings

All the source I have on this is that it was in a directory where I sometimes save images of eBay merchandise. A cabinet of unlabeled curiosities, that’s my hard drive…

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