Smurfette Has A Blue WHAT, now?

Came across this graphic from 2005 or so. It’s kinda clever. Perhaps it was an actual bumper sticker, once:

Smurfette has a blue posse, you say? Indeed he does. She’s also got a blue… well, that’s the joke, isn’t it?

I tried to find this image in a larger size but it appears the twin marches of time and linkrot may have wiped it from what remains of the old web.

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Smurfs: A Clarifying View

There was always something about the Smurfs that didn’t seem quite right, some gloss on their presentation that seemed to obscure their true nature. Finally, an artist (sadly unknown) has captured them as they really are:

Via Twitter.

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Psychedelic Smurf Borrowers

I found this illustration in a bizarre 60s-feeling graphic novel by Georges Pichard called Les Manufacturées. It’s like The Smurfs meet The Borrowers, only on acid. There’s this little brightly colored biker gang, see, only they get captured and kept in a shoe box…

In the panel right after this one, this pervy dude’s wife catches him trying to give the tiny biker chick a bath she does not want, and literally kicks his ass into (not literally) next Wednesday.

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