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Steam Powered Fucking Machine, Mark II

Sunday, April 22nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Fifteen years ago I posted a small photo of a steam powered fucking machine to this blog. It was all over the ‘net even then, without attribution (of course); and time has not been kind to the sourcing of that picture. No matter, moving on. Steam powered devices, like any other technology, have generations of improvement; earlier models are clunky and seem improvised, while later models are sleek, well-engineered, and and look more polished. Imagine my amusement, then, to see this photo posted by Jerusalem Mortimer on Twitter from the Prague Museum of Sexual Technology of a much-more-accomplished-looking steam-powered fucking machine:

second-generation steam powered dildo

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Victorian Enema Kit

Monday, December 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

For that portion of my audience in whom vintage-tech fetishes overlap with more personal ones:

steampunk enema douche kit medical fetish gear

They don’t make ’em like that anymore! (Although you can still get a chrome-and-brass clyster.)

From Phisick.

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Brass Bondage Dildo Chair

Thursday, February 24th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

I wonder if this wonderful mechanical dildo chair (complete with metal restraints to make sure the pleasure doesn’t stop until the person with access to the control panel says it stops) is as vintage-historical as it looks, or whether it’s a modern-ish steampunky created artifact?

antique looking brass bondage chair with mechanical motorized dildo fucking machine action

More proof, if you needed it, that fucking machines aren’t just for porn.

From Bondage Blog via Kinky Delight.

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Fucking Machines Present and Past

Sunday, October 12th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Vikki has just discovered Fucking Machines — and she’s fascinated. This is a porn site that’s taken “fun with power tools” to a whole new level. (They also have a site featuring guys using the same machines – the bluntly named Butt Machine Boys.)

Vikki, where were you when I first posted pictures of some of these fucking machines? Just think, if you had been a faithful ErosBlog reader back then you would have known about them seven whole months ago!

Not that the idea is new. I’m sure this steam powered model (complete with carefully filed rivet heads for her pleasure) was a big seller in the 1903 Sears Catalog:

antique fucking machine with rivets

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