Wrestling With Benefits

The thing I’ve always liked about Ultimate Surrender (beyond the naked girls of course) is that sometimes it looks quite a bit like actual wrestling:

And then other times, it looks like another kind of fun entirely:

The ladies on the mat this time are Juliette March and Alexa Nova.

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Strap-On Servicing

By now it’s a venerable tradition that an Ultimate Surrender wrestling match isn’t complete until the loser suffers ritual sexual humiliation at the hands (and often, at the point of a strap-on dildo) of the winner. It’s good to see tradition being respected:

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Sex “Journalism” Bingo

Is there a bingo card we can pull out and play along with, when reading bad mainstream sex journalism? If not, somebody needs to make one. And my first suggested square would be “journalist marvels that people at sexual event look normal / don’t seem all skeevy and perverted”.

I was reminded (not for the first time!) of the need for such a bingo card while reading this article in Salon by an author who attended (with enormous disdain) an Ultimate Surrender naked girl-wrestling performance. (Thanks to Bondage Blog for including the link in today’s bondage links roundup.) The piece includes this magnificent exemplar of the “Gosh, I expected perverts!” genre:

“Not to sound like a prude but: These are clean, attractive, normal-looking people!”

Well, duh! What did you expect, stinky unwashed men in raincoats and clutching bottles of Boones Farm Watermelon Malt Liquor Product?

Sadly the rest of the article was not any better. It’s a limp word salad of discomfort, confusion, and utter lack of recognition that the event — not to the author’s taste — might be fetish gold for its intended audience. Shorter Salon author: “I went to this sex wresting thing, almost by accident, and it was totally weird and it made me uncomfortable.” Even one paragraph of contextual reporting might have helped rescue the article; some words from an enthusiastic fan, a sentence talking about how the Ultimate Surrender fights are marketed as softcore pay-per-view events on satellite TV, something! But no, it’s just “Ugh, what is this? I don’t even…”

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Friday Girl Fight: Jade Vs. Power Puff

A recent post at Sexoteric reminded me that the Ultimate Surrender style of naked girlfights is just a recent entry in a long and venerable pornographic tradition:

I expecially enjoy the pre-bout photography. These matches always start out so promising:

Tonight it’s Ally Ann (fighting as “Power Puff”) versus Tia Ling (fighting as “Jade”). Ally Ann looms over Tia Ling, smiling that corn-fed Nebraska farm-girl smile, but I’m seeing more confidence in Tia’s eye’s than in Ally’s. I’ve got bad news, Power Puff: This is one project where “little and cute” is not enough to get you what you want. And make no mistake, these are both tiny women in truth, as the fight card shows:

Things don’t start out very well for Power Puff:

I’ll grant Power Puff this much, she does make an effort:

But the fight really doesn’t go very well for her. It’s downhill all the way to defeat…and beyond. Beyond, I say, because at Ultimate Surrender, defeat is always followed by ritual and public sexual humiliation:

(Click the last two images to see large versions; click here to see more of the fight.)

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Nude Women Wrestling

More naked women, wrestling. How does this ever get old?

From Ultimate Surrender. Isis Love and Tory Lane.