Big Boobs On Cam

I tell you three times: Titties alert! Titties Alert! Titties Alert!

It looks to me as if JuggyCams may be the ultimate big boobs webcam site — when you click through, their page is utterly wallpapered with cams models who are bustin’ out all over (pun intended) with extremely generous tits, breasts, boobs, honkers, and bazoongas. Please pardon me my infantile moment; even for an internet that’s saturated in humongous hooters, this is a serious breastage situation!

Ahem. Let me step back a moment, if only to give the ladies some room to breathe. If there’s anything I love on the internet, it’s a porn site that takes one narrow specialty, seizes it firmly in a lightly-lubricated fist, shakes it up and down, and then — where was I?

Oh, yes, JuggyCams, and their specialization in cams performers with spectacular frontal endowments. They really do not screw around or fuck up the whole big-tits business, as this screenshot of one of their cams models in action shows us:

Back to my point. For as long as people have been in the cams business, brilliant marketers have had the notion of saying “my cams site is going to specialize in hairy gays with fat butts!” and then they’ll run up some hairy gay butt banners and get right after that demographic. The trouble is, cams performers aren’t easy to pigeonhole. So pretty much every cams site that’s successful has grown until the owner says “Let’s add some hairy lesbians with fat butts too, and maybe some hairy skinny gays and lesbians too, we’ll use categories and tags to keep them all separate.” But the performers are thinking “I’m not so busy, and I’m really hairy, but my butt is sort of middle so I’ll list in both categories…” Before you know it, any cam site of any size has every performer showing up in every category and the specialization is all blown to bits. Then the surfer learns that no matter what the link or the banner promises, when they land they aren’t going to see any specialization, they are just going to see the same mixed bag of random people.

So what makes JuggyCams different and better? For one thing, you can see at a glance that these performers all have huge boobs. How did JuggyCams manage it? Well, according to their “About Juggycams” page, what makes them special is that they cheat in the best possible way. What they are doing is hand-picking the biggest-boobed cams performers from the top reputable cams sites and listing them all together in one place. It’s a feat somewhere between curation and aggregation, and it seems to be managing a result that I have not seen accomplished before in the cams space, which is notoriously resistance to specialization of the performers by themes and categories and niches. I find it impressive.

PSA: It’s Time To Tape Over Your Webcam Lens

News flash: people on the internet are watching you fap.

Or, well, maybe not. You would never masturbate at your computer, would you? No, of course not. But is there nothing you’ve ever done in “view” of the webcam that you’d prefer to be kept private?

Do you even know if your computer has a webcam? If you never Skype, you might not have noticed it. Back in the day it was a sphere the size of a tennis ball and you couldn’t miss it, but these days, it’s just a little glass circle or rectangle on the bezel that wraps around your screen, usually top center. An awful lot of computers (desktops and laptops alike) come with them as standard equipment.

People have long known that it’s theoretically possible for malware tools to hijack their webcams and allow remote viewing of whatever the cam can see. The paranoid, or “careful” if you prefer, are old hands at sticking a bit of tape (or a torn Post-It note, or whatever) over the camera’s tiny eye. Now comes word that at least one police agency is fairly routinely targeting suspects by attacking them with malware that can turn on the camera, while leaving the indicator LED off and as dark as your shifty little soul:

The FBI has been able to covertly activate a computer’s camera – without triggering the light that lets users know it is recording – for several years, and has used that technique mainly in terrorism cases or the most serious criminal investigations, said Marcus Thomas, former assistant director of the FBI’s Operational Technology Division in Quantico, now on the advisory board of Subsentio, a firm that helps telecommunications carriers comply with federal wiretap statutes.

Of course, anything the FBI can do (supposedly they’re pretty selective about picking targets for their cams malware, and their process is reported to be warrant-driven) another less scrupulous attacker can also do. It’s one thing to know that an attack is technically possible, it’s another to know that it’s been developed into software that’s in routine use. That suggests a level of practicality from which we may fairly speculate that other potential attackers have developed and are using similar software. It’s not just the FBI, you can count on that. Voyeuristic hackers, rogue security agencies with a data-hoarding fetish, would-be sextortionists, anybody who thinks you have business secrets worth stealing, technically-adept stalker exes… Let’s face it, the list of potential black-hats out there is as long as your imagination wants to make it.

Of course, you’re a responsible computer user who never clicks a suspicious link and has a good security software package on your computer. So you’re safe from malware, right?

Well…

We can hope. You can hope. But we’re all human, we all make mistakes, and your antivirus software may not be perfect either. It may be less robust than you’d hope, or it may be coded badly, or it might even be designed to protect you less well than you want because surveillance agencies might have influenced the people who coded it. It’s better than nothing, but it’s far from a guarantee.

There’s really only one way to be certain your own camera is not watching you as you read this. Just put a bit of tape over that lens when you’re not using it. Some will think you paranoid, but others will understand you’re just being sure.

Once upon a time, I would have said that people who taped their webcams were either tinfoil-hatters, or they were being extremely cautious because they were facing extreme threat parameters for whatever reason. But somewhere in the last few years, the world has changed on us, and my opinion has changed along with it. I now consider it a routine computer-security best practice for every citizen. You should do it, if you haven’t already. C’mon, it only takes about ten seconds.

Done? Good. Now you know nobody is watching you (with that camera). There, isn’t that better?

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