Mr Handsy Is Not Helping

I’m pretty sure this breaks every personal-trainer rule in the personal-trainer rule book, and is a good way to get a whole lot of steel dropped on your head besides:

The art is from a sleazy-looking pulp cover, of course.

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The Wrong Kind Of Loving

If this is wrong, I don’t ever want them to get it right:

Although the brunette could stand to take some advice on lifting shoes I think.