Does Your Wife Fit In A Bucket?
Thursday, May 24th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Of course she does: after all, you can always get a bigger bucket!
Silly jokes aside, WifeBucket bills itself as “the original amateur-wife and real-MILF adult site.” Don’t think too hard about those claims. After all, WifeBucket only dates to 2009, and amateur porn on the internet goes at least fifteen years further back than that. They also say they have “probably the biggest online archive of nude wives, home porn, and swingers”, which might indeed be so. Roughly 320,000 photos and 7,000 videos is a lot nowadays; as far as I know you won’t find (anywhere!) the million-photo collections that were possible in the freewheeling times around the turn of the century, when there were a zillion commercial porn studios pumping out fake “amateur” porn to mix with the authentic stuff being uploaded, and it was impossible to tell which was which.
Wifebucket presents itself as a fairly traditional user-submitted images site, one that’s evolving into a paid-membership model as most such sites are these days. It offers a mix of paid and free galleries presented on the front page (plus more on their blog), with a paid membership option prominently offered:
They take Bitcoin, which is still rare for porn companies. It’s a prudent precaution in my opinion. Attacking the adult industry through its payment systems is a growing trend, and though Bitcoin per se is probably not the ultimate solution, diversifying payments outside the Visa/Mastercard ecosystem stranglehold is the only long term fix. Bitcoin is at least a step in that direction.
As you would expect from a site which, despite its current membership business model, has clear heritage in the erstwhile mania for tubes, there’s plenty of free and visually-engaging content available for visitors:
I had great fun in a gallery of facial cumshot photos amusing myself imagining personalities based on the expressions of the supposed wives depicted. Really, which of these women would you rather be married to? There are no right or wrong answers!
Choice A: The sultry-but-unimpressed Mediterranean beauty. A model, or possibly an actress. The one on a leash. She’s not happy about the facial cumshot, even though it’s within the parameters she agreed to when she put on your collar. She’s going to be in a bit of a sulk for the rest of the evening. The conversational weather forecast is: stormy. You might be better off keeping her leashed until bedtime.
Choice B: The blonde, with the eyebrows she’s plucked until they’re scared. She’s about to burst into laughter, wipe her face on a pillow, and leap out of bed. If you’re lucky, and I think that’s pretty well established, she might start baking a batch of cookies.
I’ve never tracked amateur, swinger, and home-made porn very closely; it’s not precisely in the lane of my interests even though it’s not at all uncommon for individual bits of it to be strike me as very fine and arousing indeed. But I’ve certainly spent enough time over the last twenty years rummaging through collections containing this kind of material. Some I’ve enjoyed, some have struck me as squalid or unpleasant. This one, on balance, I enjoyed.
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