Pleasant Peasant With Pretty Tits

Here’s a pro tip. What does it mean when the agricultural worker so poor that she’s using wooden tools is waving her pretty peasant tits at you while you drive your tank destructively across her laboriously hand-dug fields? It means you best be ducking down inside your tank and buttoning up. Because it’s a trap. It’s a distraction. Her uncle le partisan is most assuredly sneaking up on you with le cocktaile Molotov while you stare at her nipples.

Art credit goes to the cover of Naja #8.

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Well-Toweled Man-Flesh

When I first encountered one of these hunky illustrations it seemed impossible that they weren’t campy modern parodies of WWII advertising. But no, they turn out to be from genuine campy vintage wartime magazine advertisements for Cannon Towels. Click each illustration to see the entire advertisement in the six-part “True Towel Tales” series!

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