A minor link from the Reverse Cowgirl to some of her more literate critics turned up this gem of an idea:

“People are always talking about how great this pornography is, I need to break down and purchase a pornograph so I get see what this is all about!”

Bacchus is all on board this excellent plan. Everyone should get a pornograph for Christmas. Joy to the World!

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