November 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
“For Screwing Dog”
This is an actual advertisement for ground anchor stakes that is presently live on Amazon. Please, I beg of you, do not use these ground anchors for screwing dog:
Similar Sex Blogging:
Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality
November 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Orgasms First! And Then Go To Dinner
This post is unabashed propaganda for the proposition that you should always do whatever it takes to get your rocks off before going to that stressful turkey dinner with the family who’s gonna give you grief about your politics or your lifestyle. In Holiday Pit Stop: Don’t Go To The Folks Until You’ve Cum At Least Once, that’s exactly what Yasmin and Will decide to do, after a fast mutual pickup at their local bar:
For once the marketing copy for this porn shoot needs no elaboration:
Yasmin and Will meet in a bar. They both had the same needs before heading off to their families for a night of family fighting, too much turkey and of course, the endless guilt trip about being single during the Holidays. They both wanted that one cocktail that takes the edge off and keeps your sister from saying you drink too much.
Soon though their quick drink and a little commiserating leads to both of them returning to Will’s hotel room for a little pre-dinner fucking.
There’s nothing like fucking a stranger you’ll never see again right before going to a family gathering! The secret is enough to keep you smiling all the way to the pie.
Via TS Seduction at Kink.com.
Similar Sex Blogging:
November 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Why Rich Men Buy Boats
You can’t have too many yacht bunnies, I suppose:
Similar Sex Blogging:
November 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Zipped-Together Sleeping Bags, Demonstrated
Earlier this year I posted a perhaps-too-personal essay about one of the relationship follies of my youth. The sad tale couldn’t be told without me touching on the romantic significance of zipping sleeping bags together (or not) while couples-camping in the great outdoors. Of course my notions on that subject might be idiosyncratic, but I am vindicated, I think, by this explanatory photo essay that I found in a nudity-friendly outdoor camping gear catalog from 1980:
Similar Sex Blogging:
November 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Three In A Tub
This seems like a very jolly bathtime that anyone would be proud to have been invited to attend:
Apparently it’s a scene from the 1988 movie Nightmare Sisters, featuring Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens and Linnea Quigley.
Similar Sex Blogging:
November 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Doing Her Doggy Style
This athletic bit of from-behind sexing-up is from a Peter Riverstone graphic novel:
I’ll take this occasion to mention one of the problems that plagues pornographers who work in the English language: there really isn’t a style manual one can consult that comes to good grip with some of our linguistic problems. For instance, what should be the proper orthography for doggy style sex? Is “doggy style” (rendered thus, as two unadorned words, and the orthography I currently prefer) the majority usage, as I suspect? We often see a hyphen (doggy-style) or a compound word (doggystyle). Sometimes we even see an alternative spelling with diminutive connotations (doggie style). Are there good reasons to prefer one of these alternate renditions? Let me know what you think, dear readers.
Similar Sex Blogging:
November 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Stopping Traffic
I don’t care how your arousal wiring is connected, there’s no way that this wouldn’t be a distraction to see during your morning commute. “Yes, Bob, Chopper 5 eye-in-the-sky is on the scene, and there does indeed seem to be a slowdown on the 409 this morning, some sort of traffic disturbance…”
Photo is from the amazing collection of vintage gay porn at BJ’s Land.
Similar Sex Blogging:
