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March 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Two Jessicas

Remember the Jessica Alba In Trouble post from ten days ago? She made a great “damsel in distress” in Sin City, true. But not everyone wants to be the hero who rescues the damsel; nay, in these 21st-century internets, you’re just as likely to meet somebody who’d like to step for a while into the shoes of the villain.

If a thing exists, there is porn of it. In this case, Bondage Blog has found it. There’s a cartoon girl. Her name is Jessica. Her pose? Familiar:

Jessica Alba and cartoon Jessica from Star Fuckers II

And boy-oh-boy, is she in trouble:

Cartoon Jessica naked and about to be whipped

Artwork courtesy of Dofantasy.com.

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March 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Who Needs A Key?

Did you know that picking locks is sexy?

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March 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Teabagged By The Devil, 1882

After last year’s hilarity involving the education of a substantial fraction of our culture in the finer points of teabagging, it’s time to share a “nothing-new-under-the-sun” moment that surprised even me. I refer, of course, to an artwork called Calvary. It’s by Felicien Rops, dates from 1882, and it features, among other disturbing imagery, the devil’s own ball sack, squarely planted (ok, not quite square, her head is tilted) on a sacrificial forehead:

the devil\'s teabagging

Click the image for a larger size.

 
March 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Springtime Is Out There

To those of you still locked in winter’s icy grip, or for whom March remains more lion than lamb, I offer Susie from Action Girls:

suzie at the beach

splashing with suzie

“Travel agent? Oh, travel agent! I need a flight to wherever SHE is.”

 
March 10th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Crepitui Ventris Conservatore Deo Propitio

Sorry, I’m not enough classical scholor to translate the caption on this. But I thought it would make a more attractive title than “Eleven Farts”:

eleven women farting in an ancient engraving

 
March 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Showing A Little Leg…Plus!

The demure clothing makes this Vintage Lust pussy flash all the more enticing:

vintage erotica pussy flashing

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March 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Chilly Beach Girl

Poor thing! She wants taking in and comforting…

beach girl is chilly

From alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. vintage.

 
March 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Well Squeezed

“He won’t keep his hands off my boobs!” is a complaint that many a man has earned, true enough. But it’s one of those complaints a wise man doesn’t take entirely at face value. Often, when applied to a lover, the complaint is more about timing or venue or level of applied enthusiasm; it’s a rare woman who wants them left 100% the hell alone. And if you think rough treatment is never appreciated by any woman, here’s a photographic counter argument:

squeezed breasts

That’s from Sex and Submission via Kinky Delight.

 
March 7th, 2010 -- by Dr. Faustus

Local Prude Fail?

Dr. Faustus blogs:

Historic Rahway, New Jersey may bear the distinction of being the boyhood home of Milton Friedman, but the libertarian principles that eminent economist spent his life espousing might be a little wan these days in his hometown.

It seems that Eliza Gonzalez and family decided to take advantage of recent snowy weather in the Northeast United States to make a Venus de Milo-esque snow sculpture on their front yard, which apparently most of the neighbors liked, at least according to this TV news report. But someone, of course, had to ruin the fun by making an anonymous complaint to the police, who in turn complained to Ms. Gonzalez, who responded by covering the sculpture up with a bikini top and a sarong.

new jersey snow woman

The irony of the situation, as Ms. Gonzalez told the BBC (oh, grand, now the Brits and the whole world get to snicker at us prudish Americans again) is that the sculpture looked “more objectified and sexualized” than before the cops showed up.

I’m afraid I agree. Hat tip to Jerry Coyne.

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March 6th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Some Naked Witches For Dr. Faustus

So I stumbled on this image (click it for a very large version) and liked it on sight:

naked witches in The Vision

Let’s zoom in on some details, shall we?

detail from The Vision of Faustus

Next I learned that the painting is called The Vision of Faust, by artist Luis Falero. This made me think at once of my co-blogger Dr. Faustus and his own febrile visions; so you can imagine my delight, upon reading the fine print, at learning that the painting once hung in the same hotel bar as the Nymphs And Satyr painting that has played such an important part of the ErosBlog iconography over the years:

Some years ago the management of a large and popular hotel in this city, having added an elaborate public room to the house, hit upon the idea of attracting attention to it by filling it up with pictures and objects of art. Among the former the most prominent was a world-famous, large canvas by Bouguereau, the “Nymphs Teasing a Satyr,” as the artist christened it, or “Nymphs and Satyr” as it is most generally known, and the painting by which Luis Falero effectively established his reputation, “The Vision of Faust.”

These pictures alone, and they were but part of a number more, cost many thousands of dollars. It has been estimated, by one of the heads of the house, that they alone have paid some ten times their cost in the amount of custom they have attracted, and relatively to the advance in market value of modern paintings of the first class, they could now be sold for double what was paid for them.

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March 5th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

“…And A Machine To Suck ‘Em”

If ever I were going to complain about alienating the workers from the means of production, it would have to be in the context of Fucking Machines. But even here, the progress-though-industry people may be able to make a case for the virtues of mechanized mass production:

breast suction machines

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March 5th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Piquerism Art

Have you ever seen vintage erotic art depicting the fetish of piquerism?

Yeah, me neither. The internet will expand your horizons, don’t let anybody tell you different.

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