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April 26th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Livening Up A Funeral

Dr. Faustus recently called my attention to a phenomenon that’s occasioned numerous salacious newspaper and internet headlines in recent years: the practice for some few recent decades in rural Taiwan of hiring what are variously termed “strippers”, “pole dancers”, or “exotic dancers” to perform at funerals or on vehicles called “electric flower carts” in funeral processions. In truth, the reality seems rather more tame than the headlines. Despite diligent searching, I was unable to find a single image in Google or on YouTube featuring actual nudity. Does that tell us more about the funeral performances, or about the culturally-restricted media through which I am learning about them? I wish I knew.

Although quite a few flashy moments of exotic funeral dancing can be found out there buried under the turgid narration of various news and entertainment presenters, I was less successful at finding unfiltered video. The best I could do was this one bit of cell-phone video where the exotic dancers are seen to prance fairly tamely about the casket in their nice undies:

Quite honestly, I think if I were the one whose departure was being so festively celebrated, I’d rather have the marching band:

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April 26th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Russian Women Bathing

in-the-bath-house-detail

This is a detail from In The Bath House (1897) by Russian artist Vladimir Alexandrovich Plotnikov. Via Kinky Delight.

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April 24th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Fetish Fashions

This kinky Carlo artwork (via Spanking Blog) showcases some vintage and highly whimsical fetish-wear designs:

vintage kink fashion

Call it “flappers-in-latex” if you must — or just enjoy!

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April 23rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Strange Women

You know the word on strange women. Lying around in ponds and distributing swords, they’re no basis for a system of government. But the basis for a book? Sure!

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April 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Love, Teddy

The groaned phrase “This is just so wrong…” is something I try never to utter here on ErosBlog, as a matter of editorial policy. One man’s “wierd and creepy” is another woman’s “crazy hot”, and there’s no predicting it, and I know better than to try. I don’t wanna judge. But that doesn’t mean I am not subject to the impulse, sometimes. Was this one of those times? Well, maybe:

teddy love vibrating bear

Meet Teddy Love. Teddy’s a bear with a magic muzzle. Teddy… well, words fail me. Allow the professional copywriters to take over the duty:

Ready to meet your new best friend? This tantalizing teddy bear is more than just a comforting cuddle buddy; its soft plastic nose, muzzle, and protruding tongue conceal a powerful motor that turns this plush pal into a beast in bed!

Teddy Love bridges the gap between classic stuffed animal companion and adult pleasure product, keeping the best of both worlds. When you add 3 AA batteries to the bear’s back pocket and squeeze the right ear, Teddy comes alive and can provide you with hours of orgasmic delight. Control the vibration speeds and settings by simply squeezing the bear’s left ear until you find the feeling that’s right for you and let nature take its course as this hands-free toy lovingly explores your honeypot.

Besides being comfortable and non-threatening, Teddy Love’s design makes it a breeze to clean and store. Its body-safe muzzle is made from phthalate-free, food grade TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) and its fur is a silky soft polyester fur spot cleans easily. Best of all, you can safely store your Teddy wherever you would normally keep a stuffed animal without fear of embarrassment.

Clean muzzle using a damp washcloth with warm water and antimicrobial soap or a body-safe toy cleaner. Spot clean fur as needed. Do not submerge any part of this toy.

“Spot clean fur as needed.” Words to live by!

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April 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

The Mermaid Community Would Like A Word

The mermaid community has a grievance. They have sent a representative. If you ever want to sail the seven seas again, you better listen:

mermaid-convo

According to this page the model is Alena and the photographer is Vadim Sivak.

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April 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

 
April 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

The Amusements Of Young Gentlemen

When he said he wanted to have a threesome, she said “Ooh, fun! Can I watch?”

three-gentlemen

From a 1970s German-language sex magazine. Found here.

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April 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Naked Spelunking Adventure

“So by the time we found our way out of those caves, we were way the hell-and-gone on the other side of the mountain from where we sat down for the picnic. I swear, we never did find our clothes, or the picnic basket!

What’s that? Oh, hell yeah, of course. What do you think? I married her!”

vintage french stereo view naked nudist naturist girl at cave mouth

Photo is from a vintage French stereoview card that was for sale on eBay.

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April 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

“Inside Her Decision Loop”

Bondage Blog brings trendy management-speak to bondage porn, in a sequence from a kinky fantasy that might have been borrowed from the TV show Weeds. A woman’s drug deal goes suddenly bad (for certain values of bad), she gets tied up, and her dealer ends up “between her knees and inside her decision loop”:

between her knees and inside her decision loop

Original image credit: Sex And Submission.

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