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Sex Blogging, Gratuitous Nudity, Kinky Sex, Sundry Sensuality
June 17th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Adult Toys To Delight The Penis

I used to have a favorite online sex toy store, and one of the reasons it was my favorite was that they had a proactive affiliate manager who would send me stuff. But she doesn’t work there any more, and in the couple of years since she left, I’ve clearly fallen out of touch with developments in the dick-oriented sex toys world. In fact, the briefest of looks at the front page of makes it more than plain that there has been an enormous growth (heh) in the selection and assortment of toys designed for penis pleasure. Moreover, these toys have a lot more creativity and technology designed into them than last time I looked, too.

screenshot for front page

Let me be honest right up front: on that page there is a bit of sales copy some ErosBlog readers may find troubling. If, like me, you are somewhat behind the curve about developments in the penis-pleasuring category of toys, you’ll find plenty to interest you. But the sex toy discussions also include jokey comparisons that are disrespectful of women and sex workers. It seems to be a marketing strategy; perhaps one day I’ll get really drunk and do a post about the implications of that.

Moving rapidly along: but ooh, the sex toys!

The nineteen toys on the front page at MensToysHub are a varied bunch, but I was struck by how many of them have some sort of wireless connectivity (four or five) and/or integration with various combinations of interactive, online, virtual reality (VR), and/or point-of-view (POV) porn. (Two in particular: the Fleshlight Launch and the Kiiroo Onyx.) There are at least three “hands-free” masturbators; these upgrade that classic “pocket pussy” concept with mechanical systems that do the work for you. There are three or four more that, while not hands-free, combine vibrator technology (and, sometimes, remote communications for input from a partner who is across the room or on the other side of the country) with the traditional stimulus of the fleshlike hole for inserting your penis into.

Even in the “traditional” category of unpowered male masturbaters with no wires, motors, batteries, vibrations, or Bluetooth communications chips, the seven toys on the list are remarkably diverse and (to my old-fashioned eye at least) surprisingly modern. The most old-fashioned fleshy pocket on the list (one of the several Fleshlights, take your pick) would have been a category leader top-of-market toy last time I was seriously paying attention to this kind of toys; the only toy that resembles the downmarket jelly “pocket pussies” back then now looks like something that came out of an alien growth tank that makes brightly-colored bioengineered hand grenades.

Really, gentlemen, we’ve come a long way when it comes to new ways to spend money on ways to come!

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June 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

She Loves Us Not, She Loves Us…

Well, this game sure beats plucking the petals off a daisy:

prune loves us

Very cute photo is from Prune on Twitter, who is a French model and camgirl. She has a Patreon, too.

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June 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Spanking John Willie

According to Mr. Underheel on Twitter, these two photos are of legendary fetish publisher John Willie getting an over-the-knee spanking:

otk femdom spanking for john willie

john willie otk spanking

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June 13th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Bored Lesbians, Empty Train

I’m not sure where exactly the train compartments are this well-upholstered and this empty, but I guess it helps long train journeys pass more pleasantly:

naked lesbians showing themselves to each other on ratty train couches

Artwork is from Peter Riverstone’s Chloe.

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June 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Cock Discipline Done… Wrong, Actually

There’s a Pornstar Platinum shoot available through Kink Unlimited called Ava Divine Disciplines Rob Piper’s Cock and from one of the promo photos, you might think it was light-dominatrix stuff:

rubbing his dick through his pants with a riding crop

But petting his penis through his pants with that riding crop is as close to discipline as the shoot ever gets, my friends. The sales copy makes this considerably clearer:

Hi boys, Ava Devine here and I am going to be disciplining Rob Piper’s humongous black cock. You know where I’m gonna start? With that big black cock up my ass! I can’t wait to take that cock in all my holes.

Yeah… no. I’m sure that’s fun and all; indeed, as the video makes clear, it’s rather emphatically a hoot for all parties involved. But what it might have to do with “discipline” is distinctly unclear. Call me a joy-killing linguistic pedant if you must, but this is porn-labeling gone seriously haywire. There’s pussy fucking and ass fucking and deep throating and all kinds of good clean dirty fun, but of discipline, there is not one iota to be seen. Friends, she lets that man do whatever he wants, and he wants to do every inch as much as you would! (Plus, let us be honest, a few inches even more, unless you have been extremely well-treated by fortune and nature. They don’t hire these performers at random.) No. Of spectacular sex there is plenty; of discipline, there is none.

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June 11th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

To Rid Them Of A Witch

chained for a burning witch

This witchburning “photo” is one of the eerie darkroom manipulations of the great 1920s photographer William Mortensen.

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June 6th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Free Satyr Rides

If ErosBlog were the sort of billionaire’s hobby that meant we had purpose-built premises, and commissioned art to put in the colonnaded lobby, this right here is the sort of art I would want to commission to put in it:

ingenue startled by a statue of a happy woman fucking the god Bacchus

If startled ingénues in short dresses, tall shoes, and summery hats suddenly inherit a new set of ancient Mediterranean erotic dreams and obsessions, well, what harm in that?

It would delight me to learn from some student of art history that this is a representation of an actual famous statue that exists in the world (Vatican library, anybody?) but until so informed, I must sadly assume it exists only in the fevered imagination of artist Giovanni Romanini. Let’s just look at the statuary detail, shall we?

state of a girl or nymph being fucked by a standing or crouching satyr

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