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May 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Robot Asshole: Our Teledildonic Future


The robotic asshole shown here is part of an appropriately non-erotic (but highly practical) prostate exam simulator for medical students. It solves a difficult problem in medical instruction:

[The simulator] is endowed with force sensors, which can alert the student when he or she is being too aggressive, and can report how thorough the student was in his or her examination.

“Consider this,” Lok said, “how would a medical student know if they are doing a good prostate exam? Currently it is impossible for the educator to gauge performance. This simulation provides performance, feedback, and an opportunity to learn and lower anxiety.”

My immediate thought is that if an artificial asshole has sensors that can discern the roughness and thoroughness of a digital exam, it has sensors that could capture and transmit to a remote system the patterns of stimulation that were applied to it. A sufficiently clever dildo could then recreate those patterns of stimulation in a human asshole. This is the long-dreamed of technological art of teledildonics, arriving first in the field of medicine because that’s where the big money is.

To date, actual sex-oriented teledildonics products that have reached the market have been disappointing and have failed to catch on. What this prostate exam simulator tells me is that the difficulties are in design and marketing, but are not (any more) primarily technological.

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May 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

#SayHerName Without Shirts On

Apparently there was a Market Street protest in San Francisco earlier today in support of black women who have been victims of police violence. Naked Protesters collected some twitter links and photos, of which this is one:


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May 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Making Your Own Entertainment

There’s an old Catholic joke that goes sort of like this:

Young man in confession box: “Father, I had impure thoughts.”

Priest: “Did you entertain them?”

Young man: “No, Father, they were entertaining me!

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May 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

No Tickling

Unless the camera is playing depth-of-field games, it looks like Gabriella Paltrova really doesn’t like people messing with her toes — because what other part of her can he even reach at this moment?

grabbing her feet

Part of a detainee-turning-the-tables-on-the-prison-doctor fantasy that’s the most recent update at Sex And Submission.

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May 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Dangerous Women

This photograph, which is all over Twitter and Pinterest, is widely said to depict a female fencing club or team from Austria in the 1880s. I can’t confirm if that’s true, but it’s still fun to look at:

female fencers posing with swords

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May 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Twenty-One Seattle Cuties

This is said to be 21 Seattle women, all 21 years of age, advertising for the 1962 Seattle World’s Fair during construction of the Washington State Coliseum:


It’s a clever cheesecake posing. The young ladies are no doubt clad behind their signs to withstand a cool Seattle spring day (the picture was taken on April 21, 1961) but it’s very easy for the lascivious imagination to contemplate that they might not be.

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May 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Annie Sprinkle And Ron Jeremy

I think this tweet speaks for itself:

Sure he did!

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May 16th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Goatse Lulz

So, some idiots who own an electronic billboard in a rich neighborhood in Atlanta couldn’t be bothered to password protect its internet connection, even though they’d been warned about the security issue by a researcher (they told him they were “not interested” in the information).

You know where this is going. Yup, passers-by got a larger-than life look at the infamous goatse gaping-asshole image.

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May 15th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Your Bigger Dick

Penis enlargement products are, 999 times out of 1000, bogus. But if you’ve ever wanted to be bigger for your lover, the cock sheath product category is the one possibility that is totally for real. The Muscle Cock Sheath by Atomic Jock is a real thing, that lets you fuck your lover with “a bigger version of you” and you’ll still enjoy yourself while you’re doing it:

cock sheath

Ok, we’re going to get real here. There are toys that are made for partner use but are typically designed to be more fun for one person than the other. Enter the blessed sex saviors at Atomic Jock by Oxballs, who are constantly tweaking and improving their already innovative and successful sex toys.

Let us now introduce the Muscle. Muscle is made from a soft thermoplastic rubber, allowing it to mold closely around your cock, lined with soft ridges, creating incomparable, intense massaging vacuum suction sensations that will keep you thrusting deeper and harder while your partner enjoys getting filled with an enlarged version of you. Think cock sheaths dull the sensations for the top? Muscle does the opposite.

Muscle also uses the improved Cocksling 2 for its base, holding it secure while also firmly gripping your cock and balls, keeping your erection hard and making your orgasms intense. Each Muscle also comes with a silicone stopper that can be used at various points inside the sheath for a tight fit for the wearer, so you can customize it to your own size.

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May 14th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Show Her No Pity

The Holy Bible has some incredibly specific proscriptions. It turns out that if you’re fighting with a dude, and your wife grabs him by his junk in an effort to help you, you’re supposed to cut off her hand. WTF?

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

Dude. She was trying to help! But there it is, in Deuteronomy 25:11-12.

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