Women Against Blowjobs
Here’s a website (deleted from Geocities long before it died and apparently never archived: http://www.geocities.com/womenagainstbjs/ ) with a mission statement: “To provide support and a resource of helpful information to women who wish to stop giving blowjobs.”
It’s possible that this is a joke. There’s nothing specific on the page to indicate parody, satire, or overt humorous intent, but for some internet jokesters the humor lies in being taken seriously.
How seriously are we talking? The first tip for women against blowjobs is:
The next time your partner asks for a blowjob try this: kneel down as if you are going to give head and then say “Did I ever tell you that my last boyfriend nicknamed me ‘teeth’ after I gave him a blowjob?”
If the page is real, it’s rather sad. Not so much that there are women who don’t like giving blowjobs: that’s hardly news, and anyway de gustibus non disputandem. What’s sad is to think of someone who needs, or even wants, a support group to help in exercising one of the most basic aspects of individual autonomy – the right to say no.
On a lighter note, if the author of this page is for real, it’s possible she won’t think this is funny.
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so who can`t figure out blow jobs are about dominance and submission, he towers over you, you are 1/2 the person he is /you are the size of a child or dog, you are on your knees as if in worship to a god or in prayer to one, he is looking down on you, it is for the dominance first, the visual, second and he does not have to do anything 3rd. gee that is not rocket science. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the 4 elements in sexuality are dominance and submission, to watch or be watched, within 80% of the population, I fought for these rights, you don`t get to make the rules, I don`t get to make the rules, your body, your rules, but please don`t lie, rationalize, justify, deny, minimalize, what is going on. and making some one give you a blow job, a form of rape. Ask Dan and Jenny, so let us talk about what you would rather do than blow jobs, or any other sex, like butt sex etc. you don`t want to have. there are a million avenues to go down, other than the ones that hurt and humiliate another to do so in sex. thankyou
Here I am 17 years after this was posted. Seems to be a rather selfish, overly feminist, and mis informed post. A form of rape? Really? I truly hope that you have come around since this post. It is sad that women like you with this viewpoint do not see how this hurts women rights and shows just how rigid and self centered you are.
Ever watch the tv series HandMaids Tale? Perhaps you should. Looks like your utopia is how the hands maids are treated.