Here’s some really bad dating advice from DragonFly Experiment:

Stop off at a Walgreens on your first date. When she asks what you’re doing tell her, “I’m getting some condoms so when I bang you tonight I won’t get you pregnant.” If she’s still in the car when you get back, you’re set. If she’s gone, you saved yourself some time and money.

Sounds like somebody has been reading too much Maxim magazine again.