May 7th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
An Exchange Of Pleasantries
Mistress Matisse had a party at her house the other day. Sounds like a fun one, too:
After a certain amount of negotiation, I convinced a man crouched on the floor next to my chair to bark like a dog for me. And not just any dog, either a collie, specifically. In return, I kissed him on the cheek. A satisfying exchange of pleasantries.
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Hey, at least she chose a relatively intelligent dog… She might of asked him to bark like a dalmation or a red setter - now that really WOULD be degrading!
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